#5875: Cystum -> Para

Cystum: hello

Para: Hello

Cystum: male female?

Para: Female

Cystum: whats up tonight?

Para: Um, I would guess something is…or you wouldn’t have contacted me

Cystum: im just floatin around im bored……

Para: Ah, well…join the conversation.

Cystum: there is no convo.

Para: Well, sort of.

Cystum: do you have a picture to trade me?

Cystum: will you bite me?

Para: o.O

Para: Ah you know my past do you?

Para: Well, I can’t help biting…

Para: And if you accidently die..

Para: I can’t be held accountable.

Cystum: (. Y .) its ok……. V”””’v 000

Para: What in gawd’s name is that?

Cystum: do you like beeing food for the imortals?

Para: Not in the least…

Para: Are you asking me to be a blood doll?

Cystum: vmmmv

Cystum: mmmm

Cystum: feed from me

Para: Oh…well, that *would* be a good idea had I been a vampire..

Cystum: im jus fukin wit ya

Para: Sure…

Cystum: its wierd the vampire murders are on now

Para: Oh?

Cystum: what r u doing in a room like this?

Para: Mmm…well, being a cyborg does give one an adavantage with vampires..

Para: And the liquid symbiote in my blood stream makes me…

Para: Disgusting to taste of…

Para: So, I figure I am safe here

Para: advantage*

Cystum: yes you might me

Cystum: you might not……

Para: That and I am not a simple kill..

Cystum: whats your favorite scary movie?

Para: Baby Geniuses..

Cystum: touche…

Para: That is the only movie I had to actually leave in the middle of.

Cystum: i wouldnt even see it

Para: It was at the dollar theatre…I was bored…

Para: Heck, when you have seen just about every movie…

Para: You aren’t too picky after awhile.

Cystum: i have

Cystum: name one ill quote it..

Para: Mmm…

Para: Event Horizon.

Cystum: why that one?

Cystum: thats not a quoteable

Para: “Save yourself from hell”

Para: How about…

Para: House on Haunted Hill

Cystum: QUOTEABLES GOOD MOVIES

Para: Oh, well, you could have said that.

Para: Final Destination.

Cystum: “YOU GUYS COULD DROP DEAD:

Para: *splat*

Cystum: YEP

Para: Mmm…

Para: How about…

Para: Blade

Cystum: DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE TO TYRADE ME?

Para: Possibly…

Para: Why would I want to though?

Cystum: I DO TOO

Cystum: I DONT KNOW……

Cystum: PLEASE?

Para: What would be the point?

Cystum: SO WEE COULD TRADE?

Cystum: DO YOU WANT TO?

Para: Fine, send away

Cystum: OK

Cystum: SENT

Cystum: SENT TE REAL ONE

Para: The real one?

Para: That fills me with confidence

Cystum: DID YOU SEE THE FIRST ONE?

Cystum: IT WAS A JOKE LOOK AT IT

Para: Did you just send me something disgusting…

Cystum: YES IM SORRY

Para: I got halfway through the download and canceled it.

Cystum: GOOD IT WAS EEEEEEEEW

Para: Then why did you send it to me?

Cystum: I WAS JUST JOKING….

Para: Uh huh…

Cystum: THE NEXT ONE WAS THE REAL ONE

Para: Sure..

Cystum: R U GONNA SEND ME?

Para: Not after that nasty pic.

Cystum: I WAS JUST SEEING IF YOUR PAYING ATTENTION

Cystum: HELLO?

Para: Yeah?

Cystum: so whats up?

Para: Nothing much, yourself?

Cystum: nutin

Cystum: r u gonna send yours?

Para: Okay…um…you sent me a naked picture.

Para: I don’t have one of those.

Cystum: its ok

Para: I don’t feel bad about that.

Cystum: about what?

Para: Not having a nude pic

Cystum: oh, neither do i

Cystum: hellooooo?

Para: Helloooo on back.

Cystum: r u sending?

Para: Told you…I don’t have any nude and/or weird pics.

Cystum: so can i see a pic of you?

Para: Umm..

Para: Sure..

Cystum: ok

Para: Http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/Ash/Gaurdian.jpg

Cystum: whats that?

Para: the URL

Para: Oops..

Para: Guess that was the wrong URL.

Para: Hold up

Para: http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/Ash/images/Gaurdian.jpg

Para: Okay…

Para: there ya go.

Cystum: gaurdian, or guardian

Para: Gaurdian

Para: I just checked that URL

Para: It works.

Cystum: whatever it doesnt work and i dont wanna play games

Para: I am serious!

Para: Eh, fine.

Cystum: it doesnt work

Para: did you C&P it?

Para: It is case sensitve

Cystum: ?????

Para: Means that all the things that were capital..

Para: Have to stay that way or it won’t work.

Cystum: ok type it again

Para: http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/Ash/images/Gaurdian.jpg

Cystum: HTTP 500 Internal server error

Para: Well, the fact that you have a COMMA in the URL instead of a PERIOD!

Para: May have done it.

Para: http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/Ash/images/Gaurdian.jpg

Para: Just click the frickin link!

Cystum: Angelfire page not found

Cystum: ok thats better

Cystum: you are very attractive

Para: Thank you.

Cystum: no thank you

Cystum: what r u?

Para: Human.

Cystum: smart ( l )

Para: Better than being a dumb one, I guess.

Cystum: ok snappy

Para: Uh…yeah…

Cystum: i wanna show you something but you will hate me

Para: ::sighs:: what is it?

Cystum: nuttin….

Para: I don’t exactly feel up to par…so if you could stop trying to be coy…I would appreciate it.

Cystum: forget it

Para: No..go ahead.

Cystum: your not interested want me to leave you alone or sumtin?

Para: Interested in what, may I ask?

Cystum: chatting

Para: No, I am okay.

Para: What did you want to show me?

Cystum: nuttin

Para: -.-

Para: I hate that.

Para: Just tell me.

Cystum: sumtin you could sink your teeth into

Cystum: but you are not an outgoing person i could tell

Para: Do you mean that in a sexual way?

Cystum: you dont like that sort of thing

Para: What? Ripping people appart with my teeth?

Para: Hell, it sounds like fun…where do I sign up?

Cystum: no getting turned on by people looking at your assets

Para: Well, my stock in MicroSoft and Napster isn’t doing too well..

Para: So, I don’t know about that.

Cystum: well i dont know what to tell you

Para: Yeah, I never said I was good with investing..

Para: Curse the 9.95 I spent on that videotape..

Para: They are wrong, you can’t learn to ‘trade with the best of them’ in one week

Cystum: whats up?

Para: I wish, my stock.

Cystum: how old r u?

Para: I am alive..

Para: I seem to be funtioning correctly..

Para: I would assume I have past birth…

Cystum: HOW OLD R U NOW???

Para: Would you like it in the scheme of things….

Para: Of for pities sake..

Para: I am 17

Para: Close to 18

Cystum: Why do you act like that?

Para: Act like what?

Para: I am a grizzled 80 year old woman?

Cystum: wierd

Para: Just call me an old soul.

Cystum: just relax

Para: This is me relaxed, child.

Para: I told you I didn’t feel up to par though

Cystum: could you just talk to me normal

Para: I will…if you take off your caps.

Cystum: i dont have caps on…..

Para: Oh..

Para: Well…silly me.

Cystum: yes silly you

Para: Thanks..

Para: You are wonderful for the ID aren’t you?

Para: Id*

Cystum: id* ???

Para: uh yeah…

Para: You know of the word?

Cystum: i think im gonna leave…………..

Para: Sorry about that.

Para: When I feel like my esophagus wants to climb its way out of my mouth..

Para: I get testy.

Para: It’s nothing personal.

Cystum: you keep losing me

Para: I feel nauseated.

Para: I think I am gonna hurl

Cystum: stick sumtin in your mouth

Para: That is what I mean.

Para: …

Para: Uh, yeah…

Cystum: uh,yeah

Para: Puts a new spin on projectile vomiting…

Cystum: i could make you gag

Para: You want me to throw up on you?

Para: How…

Para: interesting.

Cystum: no just gag

Para: Okay, you know of the gag reflex…correct?

Cystum: no…

Para: Well, that is what causes you to gag when something is stuck down your throat..

Para: Consequently…some people throw up when tha tis engaged

Para: that is**

Cystum: that is?

Para: I typoed..

Para: I was just correcting it.

Cystum: when what is engaged?

Para: Your gag reflex

Cystum: mine?

Para: Oh heavens…forget it.

Cystum: im fucking with you Cystum: your gag reflex

Para: Okay, maybe you doing that isn’t the best idea..

Para: You are just making me think that you are extremely stupid.

Cystum: duh no imstupid not

Para: Yes, that is endearing…

Cystum: i like deers……..

Para: You’re kidding..

Para: You have got to be kidding…

Cystum: dduuuuuuuh

Para: If not…seek help

Para: Do you do this often?

Cystum: what?

Para: Pretend to be a complete slack-jawed moron?

Cystum: yes that sounds like me

Para: Well, as long as your nights are full.

Para: Have fun.

Cystum: i am

Para: As for me…I grow weary…

Para: I think I shall call it a night.

Cystum: but it has just begun

Para: Joy..

Para: Well, just slap a to be continued sticker on it

Cystum: i cannot do that

Para: Well…

Cystum: i must finish tonight

Para: Well..

Para: You can always play with yourself…

Para: G’day

Cystum: wanna see?

Para: Not really

Cystum: heheheheh

Cystum: g’night have a wonderful sleep

Cystum: may passion fill your dreams

Para: Thanks…

Para: You too..

Cystum: and may your dreams be filled with passion

Para: Don’t hurt yourself now

Cystum: OUCH!!!!!!!!!!

(I have to admit, that was so stupid it hurt…) (Just goes to show you, don’t ever write anything that you don’t want read back to you later)

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