A blonde was sleeping in her bed, when one night a burgler came in and stole everything in her house.
In the morning she woke up and saw that she had been robbed.
She grabbed the phone and called the cops.
They sent in the K-9 squad (they wear sunglasses of course). When they arrived, the blonde ran out flaming mad, and screamed “I GET ROBBED AND YOU SEND ME BLIND COPS?!?”