A blonde goes to a hairdresser to get a hair cut. She sits down in the chair with her walkman on and the earphones in her ears.
The hairdresser says “I’m sorry, Miss, but I’ll have to take out those earphones so I can cut your hair.” The blonde replies “you can’t, I need them to live.”
The hairdresser starts cutting her hair with her earphones still on. Then the hairdresser says again “Im sorry, Miss but I really need to take out those earphones so I can cut your hair.”
She gets the same answer and continues cutting. for the last and final time she asks “Miss, I really need to take out those earphones to cut your hair” “no,” says the blonde “I need it to live” ignoring her answer the hairdresser yanks teh earphones out and the blonde falls dead.
“Weird,” thinks the hairdresser. she puts the earphones in her ears and plays the cd that plays “breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out”