Polls Archive

This page shows all the polls on the site, but you can’t vote on them, only see the results. To vote on polls, you’ll have to see them randomly appearing on the sidebar.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Your poop is green. What is the first thing you do?

  • Throw a Party (29%, 106 Votes)
  • Go watch Friends (18%, 68 Votes)
  • Pikachu (22%, 82 Votes)
  • Begin to sing "All In the Family" by Korn (31%, 113 Votes)

Total Voters: 369

Start Date: September 21, 2007 @ 10:02 pm
End Date: No Expiry

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Gay or Not: Pokemon

  • Gay (76%, 378 Votes)
  • Not (24%, 121 Votes)

Total Voters: 499

Start Date: September 21, 2007 @ 4:19 pm
End Date: No Expiry

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You have been bitchslapped by a 450 pound woman. She is purple and smells like shoe polish. What color is her hair?

  • Green (20%, 99 Votes)
  • Maroon (20%, 100 Votes)
  • Periwinkle (36%, 180 Votes)
  • Chartuse (24%, 120 Votes)

Total Voters: 499

Start Date: September 21, 2007 @ 4:14 pm
End Date: No Expiry

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

True or False: Platypus

  • True (62%, 348 Votes)
  • False (38%, 210 Votes)

Total Voters: 558

Start Date: September 21, 2007 @ 4:07 pm
End Date: No Expiry

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You have just been pooped on by a gorilla. What do you do?

  • Run around screaming the word "horizontal". (16%, 245 Votes)
  • Scratch your crotch (14%, 210 Votes)
  • Get even by bitchslapping him (50%, 777 Votes)
  • Go get some ice cream (20%, 321 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,553

Start Date: September 21, 2007 @ 3:50 pm
End Date: No Expiry

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.