Polls Archive

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You're walking around outside your house when a duckbill platypus poops on your head! You...

  • Shoot it out of the air (25%, 4 Votes)
  • call it a bastard (25%, 4 Votes)
  • eat the poop (6%, 1 Votes)
  • Masturbate (44%, 7 Votes)

Total Voters: 16

Start Date: September 22, 2007 @ 12:23 pm
End Date: No Expiry

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You are having a nice, calming time scuba diving, and all of a sudden, Rosie O' Donnel appears out of nowhere screaming "KIDS RUUUUUUUUULE!" in the water! You..

  • Spear her and gut her (25%, 2 Votes)
  • Wrap her with an electric eel (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Marry her and become her skunk (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Kick her in the balls with your flippers (75%, 6 Votes)

Total Voters: 8

Start Date: September 22, 2007 @ 12:22 pm
End Date: No Expiry

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You take out the trash, and find your pet beaver in there, eating the comics section of the newspaper. You...

  • have a tug of war for the comics (33%, 6 Votes)
  • kick the beaver's ass (11%, 2 Votes)
  • spank the beaver with his own tail (33%, 6 Votes)
  • sit on him (23%, 4 Votes)

Total Voters: 18

Start Date: September 22, 2007 @ 12:21 pm
End Date: No Expiry

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A box is on your head. You...

  • Take the box off (13%, 1 Votes)
  • Climb Mt. Everest (38%, 3 Votes)
  • Find a fire (13%, 1 Votes)
  • Do a Rain Dance (36%, 3 Votes)

Total Voters: 8

Start Date: September 22, 2007 @ 12:21 pm
End Date: No Expiry

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True or False: 5 is greater than 7

  • True (28%, 5 Votes)
  • False (72%, 13 Votes)

Total Voters: 18

Start Date: September 22, 2007 @ 12:20 pm
End Date: No Expiry

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