Polls Archive

This page shows all the polls on the site, but you can’t vote on them, only see the results. To vote on polls, you’ll have to see them randomly appearing on the sidebar.

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Are your trees overgrown, too dense or have dead limbs?

  • Overgrown. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Too dense. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Dead limbs. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • I have a lot of pubic hair, okay, but my penis is just fine. No need to call it a "dead limb." (100%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 1

Start Date: September 21, 2013 @ 1:44 pm
End Date: No Expiry

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Are your hedges or shrubs overgrown, unshaped, or covered with yellowish, brown, or pale leaves?

  • Overgrown. (100%, 1 Votes)
  • Unshaped. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Covered with yellowish, brown, or pale leaves. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • What did you call my boobs and vagina? (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 1

Start Date: September 21, 2013 @ 1:42 pm
End Date: No Expiry

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Is your lawn ground cover brown, pale, or sparse (chlorosis)?

  • Brown (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Pale (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Sparse (chlorosis) (0%, 0 Votes)
  • My vagina is perfectly fine, thank you. (100%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 1

Start Date: September 21, 2013 @ 1:41 pm
End Date: No Expiry

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How much would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck would fuck wood?

  • 12 blocks. (20%, 1 Votes)
  • Not a lot. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • My Aunt Sally. (20%, 1 Votes)
  • I like eggs. (60%, 3 Votes)

Total Voters: 5

Start Date: August 3, 2013 @ 1:32 am
End Date: No Expiry

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Your friends tell you how much they love you. What do you do?

  • Stay... and start a family. (50%, 1 Votes)
  • Leave and get him a cab. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Ignore him because s/he is in the friend zone. (50%, 1 Votes)
  • Ignore him because you love her/him. (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 2

Start Date: July 29, 2013 @ 11:49 pm
End Date: No Expiry

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