Polls Archive

This page shows all the polls on the site, but you can’t vote on them, only see the results. To vote on polls, you’ll have to see them randomly appearing on the sidebar.

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Why was the Thieu government unwilling to sign a peace treaty that allowed North Vietnamese troops to remain in South Vietnam?

  • They became communist. They were stuck up. (65%, 13 Votes)
  • We should have killed those commie bastards when we had the chance. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Vietnam? Isn't that the same thing as Korea? (10%, 2 Votes)
  • Hey, I have a camel. (25%, 5 Votes)

Total Voters: 20

Start Date: April 28, 2011 @ 12:06 am
End Date: No Expiry

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What do you do with the register slips in your drawer during the day?

  • Sort and count them. (69%, 31 Votes)
  • Throw them away. (4%, 2 Votes)
  • NOTHING! (20%, 9 Votes)
  • Eat them. (2%, 1 Votes)
  • Make a paper statue of an iPod, skittles, and a water bottle. (5%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 45

Start Date: April 25, 2011 @ 10:24 pm
End Date: No Expiry

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The White Board tells you how to do something new, so you...

  • Don't do it. (6%, 3 Votes)
  • Do it. (79%, 38 Votes)
  • Think about it and then eat some Skittles and then eat some water. (2%, 1 Votes)
  • Sniff this green marker. (13%, 6 Votes)

Total Voters: 48

Start Date: April 18, 2011 @ 5:34 pm
End Date: No Expiry

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What do you do when a customer has an old gift card?

  • Say that they are old, and offer no further explanation that that. (15%, 9 Votes)
  • Bite the gift card in half. (5%, 3 Votes)
  • Throw Skittles in their face. (5%, 3 Votes)
  • Take the gift card to customer service and explain the situation. (65%, 39 Votes)
  • Dissect an iPod to discover the cure for consumerism. If we know how to kill it, we can win! (10%, 6 Votes)

Total Voters: 60

Start Date: April 13, 2011 @ 8:27 am
End Date: No Expiry

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If someone who doesn't work at the store comes to you and asks you to give them pens to use because there is an event and they keep losing pens because people take them... What do you do?

  • Say "yes" and give them lots of pens. (13%, 9 Votes)
  • Say "no" and direct them to pens they can buy. (70%, 48 Votes)
  • Ask them to repeat the question and then laugh at them. (9%, 6 Votes)
  • Cook a voodoo recipe containing skittles and water and pour it on their face. (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Shovel iPods into their backpack and then shove them out the door. Then call the cops. (8%, 6 Votes)

Total Voters: 69

Start Date: April 11, 2011 @ 5:38 pm
End Date: No Expiry

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