Lord Of Evil Toast: Hey whats up?

xwishforwingsxx: Hey

Lord Of Evil Toast: What you up 2?

xwishforwingsxx: Not a whole lot

xwishforwingsxx: You?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Bored.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hey guess what!

xwishforwingsxx: What

Lord Of Evil Toast: I am the lord of evil toast, isn’t that nice?

xwishforwingsxx: lol

xwishforwingsxx: Sure

Lord Of Evil Toast: I sit around in toast hell all day and command my undead toast minions. It’s fun.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Do you like evil toast?

xwishforwingsxx: I can’t tell it apart from regular toast

xwishforwingsxx: So I dunno

Lord Of Evil Toast: Evil toast is way better than regular toast, especially with evil butter, or evil jelly.

xwishforwingsxx: lol, ok

xwishforwingsxx: Well I don’t eat butter

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hey have you ever poopied?

xwishforwingsxx: ..?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Not even evil butter?

xwishforwingsxx: lol, nope

Lord Of Evil Toast: Nope, you never poopied or no you never eat evil butter?

xwishforwingsxx: Never eaten evil butter

Lord Of Evil Toast: So have you ever poopied?

xwishforwingsxx: uh.. sure

Lord Of Evil Toast: It’s fun aint it?

xwishforwingsxx: Not really.

Lord Of Evil Toast: It’s a feeling of accomplishment.

xwishforwingsxx: lol

Lord Of Evil Toast: I gotta do my evil dishes later, sux.

Lord Of Evil Toast: I hate, evil dishes.

Lord Of Evil Toast: You still there?

xwishforwingsxx: Yeah I’m here

Lord Of Evil Toast: You ever been in a potatoe sack race?

xwishforwingsxx: lol, yeah

Lord Of Evil Toast: Awesome aint it? Especially when you eat like 5 hits of acid.

xwishforwingsxx: uh, ok

Lord Of Evil Toast: I need to summon the powers of my evil toast minions, wanna help?

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

xwishforwingsxx: lol, no thanks

Lord Of Evil Toast: Oh, okay, but you are missing out.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hopscotch.

xwishforwingsxx: lol

Lord Of Evil Toast: I gots fly skills in hopscotch.

Lord Of Evil Toast: What kinda face do you make when you poopie?

xwishforwingsxx: …

xwishforwingsxx: Weird question

Lord Of Evil Toast: I bet your poopie face looks like this > X-(

xwishforwingsxx: lol

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hey I got an idea, say the first thing that comes to your head.

Lord Of Evil Toast: duh, type not say.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Come on it’s fun.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hey did you know that paris hilton is a slut?? general evil toast told me that.

xwishforwingsxx: Yeah I knew that

Lord Of Evil Toast: Didn’t you call me a dingleberry 2 days ago?

xwishforwingsxx: Uhh.. nope?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Yeah, it was when I was on the toilet.

Lord Of Evil Toast: remember.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Toilet huh, funny word.

xwishforwingsxx: I didn’t call you a dignleberry

Lord Of Evil Toast: are you sure?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Can I call you Mom?

xwishforwingsxx: umm

xwishforwingsxx: Sure

Lord Of Evil Toast: You can call me a dingleberry if you wanna Mom.

Lord Of Evil Toast: How old are you?

xwishforwingsxx: 17.

Lord Of Evil Toast: lol, I am older than you Mom.

Lord Of Evil Toast: So do you wanna fly to Paris with me?

xwishforwingsxx: I don’t think so

Lord Of Evil Toast: Why, it will be fun.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Ha, I am not gonna go to Paris anyway.

xwishforwingsxx: lol, ok

Lord Of Evil Toast: Well I gotta go, Give me a kiss goodbye.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Come on 1 kiss for the road.

Lord Of Evil Toast: a virtual kiss.

xwishforwingsxx: lol

Lord Of Evil Toast: Is that a yes?

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

Lord Of Evil Toast: I am virtually too ugly to get a virtual kiss aint I?

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

Lord Of Evil Toast: Do you like midgets?

xwishforwingsxx: Sure

Lord Of Evil Toast: Cool, so how about my virtual goodbye kiss?

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

Lord Of Evil Toast:

Lord Of Evil Toast: ?

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

Lord Of Evil Toast: ?

Lord Of Evil Toast:

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

Lord Of Evil Toast: Awwwwwwww! your not gonna give me a virtual goodbye kiss ru?

xwishforwingsxx: 😛

Lord Of Evil Toast: Quick tell me what color socks are you wearing.

xwishforwingsxx: They’re pink.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Yay, me too, oh wait no I am not.

xwishforwingsxx: lol

Lord Of Evil Toast: Well I love you mommy I gotta go.

xwishforwingsxx: ok

Lord Of Evil Toast: Bye Bye.