XI: are u in the ira?

LyCelt: yes!

LyCelt: my dad owns the IRA.

XI: do u guys go out drinking a lot of booze

LyCelt: yes we get shitefaced every night.

LyCelt: in fact, I’m shitefaced right now.

XI: kewlie

LyCelt: I’m the master bomb wirer so they hit me up with some Guinness and cherry flavoured cigars and I get working!

XI: woa that is so kewl.

LyCelt: YES SO WHERE ARE MY SUPPLIES?! I gotta bomb me some 2 story buses!!!!

XI: -hides- i dont know where u supplies are

XI: maybe you left them in the garage?

LyCelt: WE DON’T HAVE A GARAGE. My dumbass uncle Patrick blew it up last week.

LyCelt: That stupid Mick, doesn’t know his left arm from his right pinky toe!

XI: r u serios?????? is he retarded or something???!!!!

LyCelt: no he is just crazy like all of us.

XI: o i c

XI: do you eat potatoes

LyCelt: Who in the hell DOESN’T eat potatoes?!

XI: u have a point

XI: but u are supposed to eat potatoes

LyCelt: AND WHY IS THAT?!

XI: cus ur irish n irish people eat lot of potatoes.

LyCelt: WE DO NOT!

LyCelt: HOW ABOUT I TAKE A TATER AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE FOR THAT COMMENT?!

XI: i dont mean to offend u.

LyCelt: I’LL GET MY UNCLE PATRICK TO BLOW UP YOUR GARAGE IF YOU DON’T STFU AND STOP MAKING RACIST COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

XI: ok sorry

XI: gtg bye

XI signed off at 4:12 PM