Mottos are needed when you want to boast about how good your site is. Here’s a bunch of mottos and potential ad blurbs I thought up. They may or may not be used at some point.
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Mottos:
- Squackle.com! The Funniest Site on the Net!
- Squackle.com! Bitches Beware!
- Squackle.com! The Site That Saved the World! / The “Site” That Saved(?) “the” World!
- Squackle.com! Better Than Porn!
- Squackle.com! Annoying the World, One Person at a Time
- Squackle.com! Annoying the World, More Than One Person at a Time
- Squackle.com! Bringing You and Your Family Closer to Insanity
- Squackle.com! So Much Crap, So Little Time
- Squackle.com! 70% of Our Visitors Probably Have Their Pants Around Their Ankles
- Squackle.com! We didn’t cut the fat!
- Squackle.com! One of the Funniest Sites on the Net (deprecated, but classic)
- Squackle.com! A Lot of Advantages
- Squackle.com! More Visitors Than Voters in the Green Party
- There’s a place for everything, even your mom, on Squackle.com
- Keep Smilin’
- Wait a second… game reviews?
Ad Blurbs:
- Hey, fag. Go to Squackle! www.squackle.com
- Jo MAMA lives in Bahrain! Buy the shirt at www.squackle.com
- I screwed jo mama after she went to this site www.squackle.com
- There’s naked pictures of your momma on the web. Go here to see them. www.squackle.com
- ohh The Best Part of Wakin’ Up, is screwin your mom up the assssss! www.squackle.com
- Hey, you. Do something productive with your meaningless life and go to this meaningless site. It’s funny! Tell people about it, too.
- Squackle <—— funny site. Tell people about it.
- Hey you! Got nothing to do? Go to this site, it’s funny, and there is funny stuff there, too! Go as soon as you can, this shit is hi-frickin-larious. Tell people about it, too!
- Ain’t today pretty? Pretty boring! Wanna get un-bored? Go to this site, it’s funny and well worth it to go. So go now, and tell people about it, too!