partlycloudy: asl?
MadManWithAnAxe: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
partlycloudy: i asked ur age sex and location?!?!?!?
partlycloudy: lol
MadManWithAnAxe: don’t lie
MadManWithAnAxe: i know your “type”
partlycloudy: my type huh
partlycloudy: ?
partlycloudy: and what is my “type?
MadManWithAnAxe: don’t tell me what to do, davey
partlycloudy: davey?
partlycloudy: dude im a chick
MadManWithAnAxe: you heard me
partlycloudy: ever met a chick named davey?
MadManWithAnAxe: well….once…but that…that was a long time ago…..
partlycloudy: o really?
MadManWithAnAxe: i really don’t want to talk about it now
MadManWithAnAxe: she was the only one i truly loved
partlycloudy: was it bad?
partlycloudy: really?
partlycloudy: r u bein serious?
MadManWithAnAxe: no….i was just lying to impress you
partlycloudy: really?
MadManWithAnAxe: no….that was also a lie
partlycloudy: well………………..
MadManWithAnAxe: i’m not wearing any pants
partlycloudy: thanks for sharing what about boxers or breifs?
partlycloudy: lol
MadManWithAnAxe: nope…they’re against my religion
partlycloudy: and what realigion what that be i need to convert
MadManWithAnAxe: It’s called ARRRRGGGHHH!!!
partlycloudy: i guess i should look in to that
MadManWithAnAxe: no, it’s a secret
MadManWithAnAxe: you can’t join
MadManWithAnAxe: unless……………..
partlycloudy: unless???????????????
partlycloudy: ……………….
MadManWithAnAxe: UNLESS YOU CAN ANSWER ME THESE QUESTIONS THREE!
partlycloudy: ok lets see what u got
partlycloudy: well……………question #1
MadManWithAnAxe: A TRAIN LEAVES FROM DALLAS AT APPROX. 2:30 IN THE A.M. AT 20 MPH, AT THE SAME TIME ANOTHER TRAIN LEAVES FROM PORTLAND TRAVELING TOWARDS DALLAS AT 30 MPH….WHAT TIME DO THEY MEET?
MadManWithAnAxe: TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
partlycloudy: ??????????
MadManWithAnAxe: GUESS!
partlycloudy: tick
MadManWithAnAxe: correct…..
MadManWithAnAxe: QUESTION THE SECOND!
partlycloudy: k
MadManWithAnAxe: WHO IS THE LEAD SINGER OF THE GROUP DEADSY?
MadManWithAnAxe: TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
MadManWithAnAxe: WELL?
partlycloudy: hang on my sis is talking to me bout somethin
partlycloudy: ! sec
partlycloudy: 1
MadManWithAnAxe: close enough
MadManWithAnAxe: QUESTION THE THIRD!
partlycloudy: lol
MadManWithAnAxe: WHAT is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
partlycloudy: WHAT THE HELL
partlycloudy: ?
MadManWithAnAxe: tick tock
partlycloudy: WHAT THE HELL???????
MadManWithAnAxe: sorry….i’m afraid that is incorrect, my dear
MadManWithAnAxe: you can’t be a part of my cult
partlycloudy: o really?
MadManWithAnAxe: and you don’t get to come to my birthday party!
partlycloudy: and the right answer would be???????????
partlycloudy: well…….
partlycloudy: darn lol
partlycloudy: and the right answer would be???????????
MadManWithAnAxe: i think we BOTH know the answer to that one
partlycloudy: well just pretend i dont know and share it with me
MadManWithAnAxe: i’m sorry dave, i’m afraid i cant do that
MadManWithAnAxe: i’m afraid
MadManWithAnAxe: i’m afraid
partlycloudy: well thats cool if u will quit calling me dave
MadManWithAnAxe: i’m sorry dave, i’m afraid i cant do that
MadManWithAnAxe: now, we dance
MadManWithAnAxe: VROOOOOOOOOOOOM!
MadManWithAnAxe: WILL YOU MARRY ME?
MadManWithAnAxe: i once knew a man from NANTUCKET!
MadManWithAnAxe: she called me a toaster oven!