Parody of “Duality” by Slipknot.

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I push my fingers into my butt
It’s the only thing that slowly makes me poop
But it’s made of all the shit I ate for lunch
Jesus, it never ends, it works it’s way outside
If the pain goes on…
Aaaaaaaah!

I have shit until my veins collapsed
I’ve waited last, my time’s elapsed
Now, All I do is live with so much crap
I’ve shit on this, I’ve shit on that
I’ve left behind this little turd:
You cannot shit what you did not eat
I’ve gotta shit when I’ve gotta shit
And then I swear I’ll shit some more
But I can’t promise you’ll enjoy the noise
I guess I’ll save the best for last
My future seems like on big shit
You’ll live with me ‘And smell my rancid shit

I push my fingers into my butt
It’s the only thing that slowly makes me poop
If the pain goes on,
I’m not gonna make it!

Pull me back together
Or separate the poop from butt
Leave me all the Pieces, and then I can leave you some shit
Tell me that the corn filled poop is better than dream
But I found out the hard way,
You gotta remain regular

I push my fingers into my butt
It’s the only thing that slowly makes me poop
But it’s made of all the shit I had for lunch
Jesus, it never ends, it works it’s way outside
If the pain goes on,
I’m not gonna make it!

All I’ve got…all I’ve got is poopie
All I’ve got…all I’ve got is poopie
All I’ve got…all I’ve got is poopie
All I’ve got…all I’ve got is poopie

I push my fingers into my butt
It’s the only thing that slowly makes me poop
But it’s made of all the shit I had for lunch
Jesus, it never ends, it works it’s way outside
If the pain goes on,
I’m not gonna make it!