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Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#5955: PharelakMark -> Ju§t1n

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PharelakMark: wanna tussle

Ju§t1n: tussle?

PharelakMark: fuc wit my boo and we’ll 2 step

Ju§t1n: is that healthy?

PharelakMark: nah its bad 4 ur health….leaver alone cuz i always stash th toaster closely

Ju§t1n: where is the toaster now?

PharelakMark: nex 2 th chrome oven

Ju§t1n: so where were we

PharelakMark: they call me mr please believe it believe it pleasse….i put th pump in ur mouf and help u breathe wit ease

Ju§t1n: how much ease?

PharelakMark: as easy as doin ur momz mannn she b 2loose even 4 me

Ju§t1n: WOW

PharelakMark: truuu tha wow

PharelakMark: but u prally already knew tha shit tho huh

Ju§t1n: maybe…

PharelakMark: u b up2date on ur moms

Ju§t1n: and how many bites does it take to get to the center of a tootsiepop…?

PharelakMark: 46

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#5954: twinlover -> Ju§t1n

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twinlover: hey a/s/l

Ju§t1n: 16/m/LA

Ju§t1n: u?

twinlover: 18/f/az

Ju§t1n: really?

twinlover: yeah y

Ju§t1n: y? you asked for my asl so i asked for yours

twinlover: am I too old for u or what

Ju§t1n: no your ok

Ju§t1n: your moving to fast

Ju§t1n: are u there?

twinlover: huh what

Ju§t1n: how can you be too old for me?

Ju§t1n: are you blind?

Ju§t1n: can you read this?

Ju§t1n: do i ask too many questions?

Ju§t1n: am i annoying you?

Ju§t1n: can you give me an answer?

Ju§t1n: are you ok?

Ju§t1n: are you there?

Ju§t1n: must i repeat myself?

twinlover: no

twinlover: I am here sorry

Ju§t1n: so what are you doing?

twinlover: talkn to a friend

twinlover: u

Ju§t1n: well more like 3 over here

twinlover: kool

twinlover: got a gf

Ju§t1n: no

Ju§t1n: do you have a gf?

twinlover: not at the moment

Ju§t1n: will you have a girlfriend soon?

twinlover: no but I might have a bf soon maybe

twinlover: u

Ju§t1n: i have no boyfriends but i DO have a groom. Were getting married.

twinlover: what say that again

twinlover: ur how old

Ju§t1n: 29

Ju§t1n: i must have made a typo earlier

twinlover: male or female

Ju§t1n: both

twinlover: u r confusing me

Ju§t1n: am I?

twinlover: yeah

Ju§t1n: are you?

twinlover: both what do u mean

Ju§t1n: shimmy

twinlover: I am a female only

Ju§t1n: well that can be changed

twinlover: what the hell is wrong with u

Prank IMs, Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#5953: Ju§t1n -> sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY / Elite Force -> Singing Carrot

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Ju§t1n: It all begins with a simple IM conversation…

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Ju§t1n: hi

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: hi

Ju§t1n: a/s/l?

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: 16.f.kali

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: yew

Ju§t1n: are you really?

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: yes

Ju§t1n: ok because there are alot of liars out there

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: okay..

Ju§t1n: are you a liar?

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: nope

Ju§t1n: are you lieing about not lieing?

Ju§t1n: if you dont answer me your a liar

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: im not lieng

Ju§t1n: HOW COULD YOU … YOU LIAR!

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: go away

Ju§t1n: why?

Ju§t1n: are you there?

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: UHG

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: GO AWAY

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: yer ANNOYiNG

Ju§t1n: why am i annoying?

Ju§t1n: answer me

Ju§t1n: UGH

Ju§t1n: go away

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AT THIS TIME I THOUGHT SHE WOULD NEVER IM ME AGAIN BUT I KEPT GOING…

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Ju§t1n: hello

(NO ANSWER)

Ju§t1n: bonjour

(NO ANSWER)

Ju§t1n: salut

(NO ANSWER)

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THEN RIGHT AFTER THAT IT SAID SHE WASN’T ON ANYMORE WHICH I KNEW WAS FAKE BECAUSE I WAS ON 2 DIFFERENT NAMES. THIS GOT ME MAD…

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Runtime Error 1: HELLO, this is MYSTERY HACKER… WHY YOU IGNORE ME?

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IT THEN SAID SHE WAS NO LONGER ON AGAIN SO I LOGGED ON AGAIN…

I HAD COME UP WITH A VERY ANNOYING “SONG”

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Runtime Error 2: YANKEE DOODLE WENT TO TOWN RIDING ON A PONY

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: STOPPP

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: STOPPP

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I THEN IMED HER ON RUNTIME 3 AND 4

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Runtime Error 3: STUCK A FEATHER IN HIS HAT

Runtime Error 4: AND CALLEDIT MACCARONI

Runtime Error 2: YANKEE DOODLE KEEP ITUP

Runtime Error 3: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH…

Runtime Error 4: YA DA DA DA DA DA…

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: GO AWAY

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THEN SHE WAS NO LONGER ON AGAIN. I LOGGED ON TO YET SOME MORE NAMES…

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This SN is Lame: do you know yankee doodle?

This SN is Lame: yankee doodlekeep it up….

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: OMG

sEkZiLiZzYwiZzY: GO AWAY

This SN is Lame: yankee doodle…

This SN is Lame: dandy!

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THEN SHE WASNT ON ANYMORE.(YOU KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT)

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Singing Carrot: YANKEE DOODLE WENT TO TOWN…

Singing Carrot: RIDING NO A PONY

Singing Carrot: HIP HIP HOORAY!

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AND THEN ANOTHER NAME.

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JustInCaseUBite: HIP HIP HOORAY!

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I WAS THEN ABOUT TO LOG ONTO 2 MORE NAMES WHEN THE UNEXPECTED HAPPENED… I GOT AN IM FROM HER FRIEND.(Elite Force)

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EliteForce: hi u ass

EliteForce: leave her alone you fucking stalker

Singing Carrot: YANKEE DOODLE

EliteForce: ur a moron

Singing Carrot: YANKEE DOODLE

EliteForce: i’m about to Yankee Doodle my foot up ur ass

Singing Carrot: Will it make maccaroni?

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AFTER THAT LAST REMARK I WAS LMAO

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EliteForce: Dude girls hate over obessive guys

Singing Carrot: good

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THEN I NEVER GOT ANOTHER INSTANT MESSAGE… BUT I HAD A FUCKING FUN TIME LOL.