Cystum: hello
Para: Hello
Cystum: male female?
Para: Female
Cystum: whats up tonight?
Para: Um, I would guess something is…or you wouldn’t have contacted me
Cystum: im just floatin around im bored……
Para: Ah, well…join the conversation.
Cystum: there is no convo.
Para: Well, sort of.
Cystum: do you have a picture to trade me?
Cystum: will you bite me?
Para: o.O
Para: Ah you know my past do you?
Para: Well, I can’t help biting…
Para: And if you accidently die..
Para: I can’t be held accountable.
Cystum: (. Y .) its ok……. V”””’v 000
Para: What in gawd’s name is that?
Cystum: do you like beeing food for the imortals?
Para: Not in the least…
Para: Are you asking me to be a blood doll?
Cystum: vmmmv
Cystum: mmmm
Cystum: feed from me
Para: Oh…well, that *would* be a good idea had I been a vampire..
Cystum: im jus fukin wit ya
Para: Sure…
Cystum: its wierd the vampire murders are on now
Para: Oh?
Cystum: what r u doing in a room like this?
Para: Mmm…well, being a cyborg does give one an adavantage with vampires..
Para: And the liquid symbiote in my blood stream makes me…
Para: Disgusting to taste of…
Para: So, I figure I am safe here
Para: advantage*
Cystum: yes you might me
Cystum: you might not……
Para: That and I am not a simple kill..
Cystum: whats your favorite scary movie?
Para: Baby Geniuses..
Cystum: touche…
Para: That is the only movie I had to actually leave in the middle of.
Cystum: i wouldnt even see it
Para: It was at the dollar theatre…I was bored…
Para: Heck, when you have seen just about every movie…
Para: You aren’t too picky after awhile.
Cystum: i have
Cystum: name one ill quote it..
Para: Mmm…
Para: Event Horizon.
Cystum: why that one?
Cystum: thats not a quoteable
Para: “Save yourself from hell”
Para: How about…
Para: House on Haunted Hill
Cystum: QUOTEABLES GOOD MOVIES
Para: Oh, well, you could have said that.
Para: Final Destination.
Cystum: “YOU GUYS COULD DROP DEAD:
Para: *splat*
Cystum: YEP
Para: Mmm…
Para: How about…
Para: Blade
Cystum: DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE TO TYRADE ME?
Para: Possibly…
Para: Why would I want to though?
Cystum: I DO TOO
Cystum: I DONT KNOW……
Cystum: PLEASE?
Para: What would be the point?
Cystum: SO WEE COULD TRADE?
Cystum: DO YOU WANT TO?
Para: Fine, send away
Cystum: OK
Cystum: SENT
Cystum: SENT TE REAL ONE
Para: The real one?
Para: That fills me with confidence
Cystum: DID YOU SEE THE FIRST ONE?
Cystum: IT WAS A JOKE LOOK AT IT
Para: Did you just send me something disgusting…
Cystum: YES IM SORRY
Para: I got halfway through the download and canceled it.
Cystum: GOOD IT WAS EEEEEEEEW
Para: Then why did you send it to me?
Cystum: I WAS JUST JOKING….
Para: Uh huh…
Cystum: THE NEXT ONE WAS THE REAL ONE
Para: Sure..
Cystum: R U GONNA SEND ME?
Para: Not after that nasty pic.
Cystum: I WAS JUST SEEING IF YOUR PAYING ATTENTION
Cystum: HELLO?
Para: Yeah?
Cystum: so whats up?
Para: Nothing much, yourself?
Cystum: nutin
Cystum: r u gonna send yours?
Para: Okay…um…you sent me a naked picture.
Para: I don’t have one of those.
Cystum: its ok
Para: I don’t feel bad about that.
Cystum: about what?
Para: Not having a nude pic
Cystum: oh, neither do i
Cystum: hellooooo?
Para: Helloooo on back.
Cystum: r u sending?
Para: Told you…I don’t have any nude and/or weird pics.
Cystum: so can i see a pic of you?
Para: Umm..
Para: Sure..
Cystum: ok
Para: Http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/Ash/Gaurdian.jpg
Cystum: whats that?
Para: the URL
Para: Oops..
Para: Guess that was the wrong URL.
Para: Hold up
Para: http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/Ash/images/Gaurdian.jpg
Para: Okay…
Para: there ya go.
Cystum: gaurdian, or guardian
Para: Gaurdian
Para: I just checked that URL
Para: It works.
Cystum: whatever it doesnt work and i dont wanna play games
Para: I am serious!
Para: Eh, fine.
Cystum: it doesnt work
Para: did you C&P it?
Para: It is case sensitve
Cystum: ?????
Para: Means that all the things that were capital..
Para: Have to stay that way or it won’t work.
Cystum: ok type it again
Para: http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/Ash/images/Gaurdian.jpg
Cystum: HTTP 500 Internal server error
Para: Well, the fact that you have a COMMA in the URL instead of a PERIOD!
Para: May have done it.
Para: http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/Ash/images/Gaurdian.jpg
Para: Just click the frickin link!
Cystum: Angelfire page not found
Cystum: ok thats better
Cystum: you are very attractive
Para: Thank you.
Cystum: no thank you
Cystum: what r u?
Para: Human.
Cystum: smart ( l )
Para: Better than being a dumb one, I guess.
Cystum: ok snappy
Para: Uh…yeah…
Cystum: i wanna show you something but you will hate me
Para: ::sighs:: what is it?
Cystum: nuttin….
Para: I don’t exactly feel up to par…so if you could stop trying to be coy…I would appreciate it.
Cystum: forget it
Para: No..go ahead.
Cystum: your not interested want me to leave you alone or sumtin?
Para: Interested in what, may I ask?
Cystum: chatting
Para: No, I am okay.
Para: What did you want to show me?
Cystum: nuttin
Para: -.-
Para: I hate that.
Para: Just tell me.
Cystum: sumtin you could sink your teeth into
Cystum: but you are not an outgoing person i could tell
Para: Do you mean that in a sexual way?
Cystum: you dont like that sort of thing
Para: What? Ripping people appart with my teeth?
Para: Hell, it sounds like fun…where do I sign up?
Cystum: no getting turned on by people looking at your assets
Para: Well, my stock in MicroSoft and Napster isn’t doing too well..
Para: So, I don’t know about that.
Cystum: well i dont know what to tell you
Para: Yeah, I never said I was good with investing..
Para: Curse the 9.95 I spent on that videotape..
Para: They are wrong, you can’t learn to ‘trade with the best of them’ in one week
Cystum: whats up?
Para: I wish, my stock.
Cystum: how old r u?
Para: I am alive..
Para: I seem to be funtioning correctly..
Para: I would assume I have past birth…
Cystum: HOW OLD R U NOW???
Para: Would you like it in the scheme of things….
Para: Of for pities sake..
Para: I am 17
Para: Close to 18
Cystum: Why do you act like that?
Para: Act like what?
Para: I am a grizzled 80 year old woman?
Cystum: wierd
Para: Just call me an old soul.
Cystum: just relax
Para: This is me relaxed, child.
Para: I told you I didn’t feel up to par though
Cystum: could you just talk to me normal
Para: I will…if you take off your caps.
Cystum: i dont have caps on…..
Para: Oh..
Para: Well…silly me.
Cystum: yes silly you
Para: Thanks..
Para: You are wonderful for the ID aren’t you?
Para: Id*
Cystum: id* ???
Para: uh yeah…
Para: You know of the word?
Cystum: i think im gonna leave…………..
Para: Sorry about that.
Para: When I feel like my esophagus wants to climb its way out of my mouth..
Para: I get testy.
Para: It’s nothing personal.
Cystum: you keep losing me
Para: I feel nauseated.
Para: I think I am gonna hurl
Cystum: stick sumtin in your mouth
Para: That is what I mean.
Para: …
Para: Uh, yeah…
Cystum: uh,yeah
Para: Puts a new spin on projectile vomiting…
Cystum: i could make you gag
Para: You want me to throw up on you?
Para: How…
Para: interesting.
Cystum: no just gag
Para: Okay, you know of the gag reflex…correct?
Cystum: no…
Para: Well, that is what causes you to gag when something is stuck down your throat..
Para: Consequently…some people throw up when tha tis engaged
Para: that is**
Cystum: that is?
Para: I typoed..
Para: I was just correcting it.
Cystum: when what is engaged?
Para: Your gag reflex
Cystum: mine?
Para: Oh heavens…forget it.
Cystum: im fucking with you Cystum: your gag reflex
Para: Okay, maybe you doing that isn’t the best idea..
Para: You are just making me think that you are extremely stupid.
Cystum: duh no imstupid not
Para: Yes, that is endearing…
Cystum: i like deers……..
Para: You’re kidding..
Para: You have got to be kidding…
Cystum: dduuuuuuuh
Para: If not…seek help
Para: Do you do this often?
Cystum: what?
Para: Pretend to be a complete slack-jawed moron?
Cystum: yes that sounds like me
Para: Well, as long as your nights are full.
Para: Have fun.
Cystum: i am
Para: As for me…I grow weary…
Para: I think I shall call it a night.
Cystum: but it has just begun
Para: Joy..
Para: Well, just slap a to be continued sticker on it
Cystum: i cannot do that
Para: Well…
Cystum: i must finish tonight
Para: Well..
Para: You can always play with yourself…
Para: G’day
Cystum: wanna see?
Para: Not really
Cystum: heheheheh
Cystum: g’night have a wonderful sleep
Cystum: may passion fill your dreams
Para: Thanks…
Para: You too..
Cystum: and may your dreams be filled with passion
Para: Don’t hurt yourself now
Cystum: OUCH!!!!!!!!!!
(I have to admit, that was so stupid it hurt…) (Just goes to show you, don’t ever write anything that you don’t want read back to you later)