He works in waste water and thinks it is cool

I ask him a question, “whats really in that pool?”

 

His nickname is “Turd Chaser” but he dont know it,

His wifes a ding-bat, but she dont “blow-it”.

 

He owns a hot tub, and thinks his poopie dont stink,

But I got news for him, I crapped in his kitchen sink!

 

I am so jealous cuz his tities are bigger than mine.

I really want to kick him in his behind!

 

Go chase your turds you you freak!

No body likes you but your big turds!

 

Eat your turds!!!

Eat your turds and Die!

 

Die from turditis!!!

 

Happy 40th Birthday!!!