Parody of “Wendy Clear,” by Blink-182
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I watch TV with my eyes closed
Is there something on that I should watch?
Sounds like Oprah
There must be a hemaphrodite stripping
I think I won’t watch
I watch TV with my eyes closed
Is there something on that I should watch?
I doubt it, must be Regis and Kathy Lee
They’re probably jumping all over the place
or maybe on Kathy Lee’s head
I think I won’t watch
Oprah, Regis and Kathy Lee, Smurfs, and Care Bears
Alvin and the Chipmunks
A stupid movie about a dog, trying to find his ass
No wonder, they all suck
They must all smoke pot
I guess I won’t watch
I watch with my eyes closed