Parody of “Winter Wonderland”

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Dog tags ring, are you listening?

In the lane, snow is glistening.

It’s yellow, not white, I’ve been there tonight,

marking up my winter wonder land.

Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.

It’s a sign for wondering vagrants.

Aviod where I pee, it’s my prop-er-ty!

Marking up my winter wonderland.

In the meadow Mom will build a snowman,

following the classical design.

Then I’ll left my leg and let it go, man,

so all the world will know that it’s mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fence post,

flows my natural incense boast,

stay off my turf, this small piece of earth,

I marked it as my winter wonderland!