I’m Popeye the sailor man

I smoke Pinocchio

Every day and every night

I smoke Pinocchio!!!!!!!!!!

I’m Popeye the sailor man

Ouch

I’m Popeye the sailor man!

I’m Popeye the sailor man

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I’m Popeye the sailor man!

I’m Popeye The Toilet Man

I smoke it all night

And I hate racists that say credit cards taste good

I’m mini-me the mini-man!!!!!

I’m Popeye the Sailor Man

I live in a deoderant can

My buddy says “Mama”

When I pull his string

I’m Popeye the Modem Man!

I’m Popeye the sailor man

Go smoke my deoderant

And when you do finish go smoke my eff nail

Cuz I’m King Mongkut Sailor Man!!!!!