I’d like a

Roadtest in

The year of 2003

So I’ll finally drive a-motherfrickin-lone

Anywhere that I can go!

I hate them

Licenses

Let’s burn them in a fire

So no one can frickin drive in this frickin world

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s kill Barney, hee hee hee

I’m insane, oh yes I know, I don’t give a darn

Barney’s burned down in a barn!

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s hang Barney from a tree

And the rest of all the group follows on the spot

Broadcast this and watch them drop!

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s hang chemis-friggin-try

It’s a useless piece of junk, clogging our dang minds

Barney’s also like this, too!

I hate you

You hate me

We’re an angry family

With a punch and a kick and a bite from here to there

Barney’s in a grave, that’s where!

Chemistry

And Barney

Two things that I hate, really

So put them both in an incubator

And set the temperature way too high.

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s hang channel 4 from a tree

What the heck were they thinking when the Barney show was shown?

They shoulda known that Barney blowed!

I hate him

I hate it

I don’t really give a………..darn

About the two things that I really hate

Chemistry and Barney, mate!

I hate you

You hate me

Aren’t you tired of this line you see?

So let’s get to the point and say what I hate

Chemistry and Barney, mate!

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s make Chemistry go on a killing spree

Wait, that’s impossible. I HATE CHEMISTRY!!!!!!

Barney had some cannibals

Cannibals

Cannibals

Barney had some cannibals

And they liked Chemistry

Chemistry

Chemistry

Barney Barney Barney Barney

These are the things that really, really tick off me

Barney sucks more, though

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s make Barney go on a killing spree

Well, no, let’s not cuz he’s too dumb to follow orders

I hate the purple dude

I think he’s really rude

So flush him down the sood

And I don’t really know what that is