Category Archives: (C) Funny Poem

Roubie Boobie

There once was an old man tinkle balls,

 

You don’t wanna go to old man tinkle balls place…

 

ROUBIE GO: MISTA CORBEEEET!!!! MR CORBETT!!!!

 

STIMP & BOND GO:HE HE HEE! HEY ROUBIE BOOBIE-

 

MIS-

 

SHAVE DA SHEEP!

 

-TA-

 

MILK DA DONKAH!

 

COR-

 

BITE THE WEASEL!

 

-BEEEEEEEETTTTTTT!!!!

 

STIMP AND BOND GO: HE HE HEEE!

 

MR DORK GO: ROUBAN!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!! TAKE THE LOBSTER OUTTA MY PANTS!

 

FATLEY GO: HUH? WHA? AHHH! SHE DOESN’T HAV AHNE COUSINS!!… AH… AH’M SHOKING!

 

ROUBIE GO: AH HA HA HA HA HA!!! ::PINCHIE PINCHIE:: WOOO!

 

STIMP & BOND: HEY ROUBIE BOO-

 

ROUBIE: AHHHHH!!!!

 

 

THE END

The Monkey Poem

Yo yo monkey dudes,

I don’t like these foods,

I hate the nasty taste of berries,

the’re purple and putrid and really scary,

don’t you like bannanas better?

they make me feel just like a sweater.

I think you should put in the magic fruit,

the one that’s yellow and does not go “toot”.

So do me a favor and don’t make them nasty,

hurry, hurry, hurry, make haste, and be hasty!