I hate you
You hate me
We’re an evil family
With a great big kick and punch from me to you
And no more purple dinosaur
I hate you
You hate me
We’re an evil family
With a great big kick and punch from me to you
And no more purple dinosaur
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s all get a frickin license
With a road test coming up who-knows-frickin-when
I will get my license then!
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s get eaten up by jealousy
And get enraged every time we get driven by a peer
And hope our road test’s getting near!
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s all plot to kill Barney
When he slips on the wax and falls to the floor,
No more purple dinosaur!
I hate you
You hate me
Is this song frickin poetry?
I wanna see licenses, homework, Barney and Chemistry burn
What a lesson we’d all learn!g
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s hang licenses from a tree
Or better yet watch them burn in a fire
And broadcast it on live TV!!!
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s eat some macaroni and cheese
Then get jealous of people who have their licenses
Then end the day with homework…ugh
I hate you
You hate me
I know stuff that would please me
Burning licenses, homework, Chemistry and Barney
And broadcasting it on live TV!
I hate you
You hate me
I’m overcome by jealousy
Burn the licenses that are had by teenagers
And stop when I get frickin mine!!!
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s take a road test here with me
With a pass and the joy that I have my frickin license
Good God I need my license!!!
I hate you
You hate me
We’re Jerry Springer’s family
With a punch and a kick and maim from me to you
Nobody says, “I love you!”
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s burn frickin jealousy
That, along with homework, Chemistry and Barney
And broadcast it on live TV!
I hate you
You hate me
If you’re easily overtaken by jealousy
Never accept a ride from one of your old peers
If they have a license and you don’t!
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s hang homework from a tree
And then let’s hang Barney and Chemis-frickin-tree
And broadcast it on live TV!
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s hang Barney from a tree
And broadcast it live on tv
Oh, how I hate Chemistry!