I hate you

You hate me

If you’re easily overtaken by jealousy

Never accept a ride from one of your old peers

If they have a license and you don’t!

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s hang homework from a tree

And then let’s hang Barney and Chemis-frickin-tree

And broadcast it on live TV!

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s hang Barney from a tree

And broadcast it live on tv

Oh, how I hate Chemistry!

I hate this

Friggin thing

Called not having a license

Let’s hang them and also Barney and Chemistry

Watch ’em suffer, watch ’em drop!

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s set on fire: Chemistry

So we don’t have to suffer it’s pointlessness again

Stop the friggin suff-fer-en!

I’d like a

Roadtest in

The year of 2003

So I’ll finally drive a-motherfrickin-lone

Anywhere that I can go!

I hate them

Licenses

Let’s burn them in a fire

So no one can frickin drive in this frickin world

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s kill Barney, hee hee hee

I’m insane, oh yes I know, I don’t give a darn

Barney’s burned down in a barn!

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s hang Barney from a tree

And the rest of all the group follows on the spot

Broadcast this and watch them drop!

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s hang chemis-friggin-try

It’s a useless piece of junk, clogging our dang minds

Barney’s also like this, too!

I hate you

You hate me

We’re an angry family

With a punch and a kick and a bite from here to there

Barney’s in a grave, that’s where!

Chemistry

And Barney

Two things that I hate, really

So put them both in an incubator

And set the temperature way too high.

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s hang channel 4 from a tree

What the heck were they thinking when the Barney show was shown?

They shoulda known that Barney blowed!

I hate him

I hate it

I don’t really give a………..darn

About the two things that I really hate

Chemistry and Barney, mate!

I hate you

You hate me

Aren’t you tired of this line you see?

So let’s get to the point and say what I hate

Chemistry and Barney, mate!