Jingle Balls
Jingle Balls
run across a field
oh what fun
it is to run
free-balling all the way
hey!
Jingle Balls
Jingle Balls
swing across a tree
Now you’re like George of the Jungle
‘cept the squirrels gave you rabies
hey!
Jingle Balls
Jingle Balls
walk into a seven-eleven
they won’t want you to be there
you’re bad for business
and they don’t want to be gay
hey!