The Yogurt Song

Sung to no song. Entertain yourself and make a tune yourself.

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ohhhhhhh

 

this is a story about yogurt!

 

yyyoooo gurt

 

yyyooo gurt

 

it comes from milk that comes from a cow

 

not milk from a dick that comes from a man

 

ooooohhh

 

yyyoooogguurrt

 

yyooo gurt

 

yo yo yo yo gurt

 

it comes from milk that comes from a cow

 

not milk from a dick that comes from a funny little man that was caught in a bear trap in the woods

 

oooonnn

 

Maaarrsss

 

ooooohhhh

 

Iraq sucks dick and everyone knows

 

dat suddam sucks da yogurt that come from milk from a funny little man that was caught in a bear trap in the woods at night

 

oooonnn

 

Maaarrss

 

OOOHH that’s the end of this funny little song

 

that tells the story about yyyooogguurrtt

 

yyoooguurrtt

 

that comes from milk that comes from a cow

 

not milk from a dick that comes from a funny little man that was caught in a bear trap in the woods on Mars during an alien abduction!

 

THEEEE EEEEEEEEENNNNNNDDDDDDDD!!!!!!

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