Holmes: i love god!!!!
GODS SOLDIER: huh
GODS SOLDIER: love ya to?
GODS SOLDIER: bye
Holmes: wait…
GODS SOLDIER: heheh i dont know you
Holmes: rember me, i’m tim…
GODS SOLDIER: ?
Holmes: you don’t remeber me? thats gratitude for ya, you SERIOUSLY don’t remeber me?
Holmes: come on think, last year?
GODS SOLDIER: um huh
GODS SOLDIER: i need more detail
Holmes: well we were at church together and i said: “God damn, if i don’t get some corn bread and a piece of spam i’m gonna turn to satan” in that wierd redneck voice and we both died laughing, you don’t remeber that?
GODS SOLDIER: oh
GODS SOLDIER: yea
GODS SOLDIER: um no
GODS SOLDIER: BYE
Holmes: make up your MIND
GODS SOLDIER: LOL
Holmes: yeah no, what is it?
GODS SOLDIER: bye
GODS SOLDIER: i dont know you
GODS SOLDIER: bye
Holmes: yeah you do i was just playin…
GODS SOLDIER: um ok
GODS SOLDIER: who are you man
Holmes: i just wanted to say godsoldier that i love god and maybe he did kick me out of heaven and spank me for not cleaning his boots the right way, but i…i…LOVE YOU MAN
GODS SOLDIER: look
GODS SOLDIER: bye
Holmes: where are you going?
GODS SOLDIER: soemwere
Holmes: here or there?
GODS SOLDIER: dont email me anymore
Holmes: ???
Holmes: whats e-mail?
Holmes: when people ignore me i go PSYCHO!!!!!!!
Holmes: ble blah dooby do da day bob dole do you take this goat to be your wife?
Holmes: I can feel my brain cracking, i’m going to go eat myself…
Holmes: talk to you later and remeber one important thing that i’m going to tell you about life…
Holmes: wear pants…