SATANWILLCHANGEU: hi

Holmes: who the hell do you think you are?

SATANWILLCHANGEU: ?????

SATANWILLCHANGEU: i jus want to talk wit you

Holmes: ….so start talking

SATANWILLCHANGEU: where are u from

Holmes: none of your buisness, your probablly one of those stalker people…

SATANWILLCHANGEU: listen if u don’t want 2 talk, u just say so

SATANWILLCHANGEU: u there?

Holmes: will satan really change me?

SATANWILLCHANGEU: yes, satan rules

Holmes: rules what?

SATANWILLCHANGEU: THE WORLD

Holmes: why can’t he rule something smaller like the bathroom? the world is too big

SATANWILLCHANGEU: the bathroom stinks….

Holmes: yeah say that now, but what if you had to go and you couldn’t hold it, would you care if the bathroom stunk then?

SATANWILLCHANGEU: ur gay, shut up

Holmes: i’m gay for telling the truth? i guess half the people in the world are gay then…

SATANWILLCHANGEU: stop dat

Holmes: go pray to satan, you wierdo. Satan can burn in hell for all i care

Holmes: he’s the gay one

SATANWILLCHANGEU: HE LIVES IN HELL U IDIOT

Holmes: thank you mr. obvious. You know, if you weren’t here making me 20 times as sure of the truth, i don’t know where i would be…

SATANWILLCHANGEU: i hate u, u fasg

SATANWILLCHANGEU: fag

Holmes: looks like hooked on phonics worked for you

SATANWILLCHANGEU: shut up

Holmes: maybe you should stop talking to me before i out smart you again

SATANWILLCHANGEU: FAG

SATANWILLCHANGEU: GAY

SATANWILLCHANGEU: HOMO

Holmes: your still talking to me?

SATANWILLCHANGEU: bye