A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down. A waiter comes next to him and asks him what he will have.

“How much does a beer cost” asked the customer.

The waiter responded: “2 cents”

The guy, quiet frankly surprised, asked: “How much does soup cost?”

The waiter responded: “2 cents”

The guy then asked “How about the steak dinner” “2 cents” was the reply of the waiter.

The guy then asked: “can i speak to the manager?”

The waiter responded: “no he’s upstairs with my wife…”

The guy then asked:  “whats he doin with your wife?”

The waiter then said” The same thing I’m doing with his buisness”