Fun fact: davepoobond actually did this for a class assignment, and it was supposed to be done in front of class (which it was done)

The full title of this commercial is “The We Like the 6th Amendment and So Should You Federation of Non-Republican Peoples: Without the 6th Amendment”

 

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Cast:

davepoobond – criminal

Greg – cop

Brian – narrator, bubba

 

Cop: stop! You’re under arrest!

 

Criminal: I didn’t do anything!

 

Narrator: this seems to be normal at this point, but…

 

Cop: ha! Got you!

 

(cop puts handcuffs on criminal)

 

Criminal: hey! This isn’t fair! I didn’t do anything

 

Cop: ya, ya. Tell it to your future boyfriend Bubba, cause you gettin it anal in prison, we lockin’ you up loooong time. Hope you like tossed salad.

 

Criminal: Don’t I get a trial or something

 

Cop: TRIAL! HAHAAHAHA! What the hell are you talkin’ about, boy?

 

Criminal: Dammit! You can’t do this to me! I’m a 30-second Cotton Candy Maker Seller!

 

Narrator: Imagine a world with no free trials. No being informed of the charges against you when you’re arrested, and no lawyers because they aren’t needed much anymore. That’s what the 6th Amendment does for us.

 

(really fast)

Funded by the We Like the 6th Amendment and So Should You Federation of Non-Republican Peoples

 

(scene goes to a jail cell)

 

Criminal: hi, how are you?

 

Bubba: you’re my new boyfriend

 

Criminal: ah man…

 

(end)