Mr. Notyou Bill’s Dad

Mrs. Notyou Bill’s Mom

Bill Notyou Bill’s uhm well Bill

Lily Notyou Bill’s sister

Iam Ob Sessed Bill’s Best Friend

Job Workalot Bill’s Other Best Friend

Shou Ter Bill’s Other Other Best Friend

Bill: Another boring day kinda like yesterday

Mr. Notyou: I DIDNT HIT LILY LEAVE ME ALONE

Mrs. Notyou: GET BACK HERE…AHHH NO CANDY FOR YOU TONIGHT

Lily: Dady hit me (cries)

Bill: Man whats wrong with this family

Mrs. Notyou: Oh Bill leave this house…there is to many headless donkeys running around these days

Bill: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……OOOK?!?!, well ill go to Iam’s house

He walks to the sewers to look for platypuses

Bill: What was I gonna do again, oh yeah Iam’s house

He walks to Iam’s house and knocks on the door, just then a crazy headless donkey runs across the street

Bill: Man i must be going crazy

Iam’s Mom opens the door and tells Iam to come out and play with his friend

Iam: Say uhh i got a new pet

Bill: what

Iam: a … HEADLESS DONKEY

Bill: …

Just then a Donkey with a head falls from no where onto a wandering platypus

Bill: I think the writer of this story is running out of ideas

Iam: No hes just tired cause its late

Bill: i feel like screaming

Iam: okokokok

Bill: but i wont cause i love platypuses

Iam: …

Bill: Lets not go to Shou’s house

Just then another donkey falls from the sky onto a wandering Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Meltaway Bar

Bill and Iam: …

Imposter Shou: Hey guys i dont know how im talking to you cause im in another country but hey

Bill: hey hes not shouting

Iam: he must be an imposter

Just then a huge man falls into the streets snoring

Bill: That must be the guy making this story

Iam: Whats his name

Bill: He said he will never tell and no one does

Iam: I think this is a sign that we should go home to bed cause hes tired

Bill: Ok

Just then something happened but i forgot what it was so bye