Parody of “The Sound of Breaking Up” by Maccrane Paul.

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I clench my arse (the gas is building up)
I hold my breath (I’m about to fart)
I take one heave (I open my arse)
(FAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTT!!!!!) (this is the sound of a breaking fart!)

Just let one rip in the classroom one day
Coz my bowels were in pain after eating a tin of baked beans
I didn’t want it to be silent
I wanted it loud
So I… I heave one out real hard
And yell “THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!!”
The kids laughed and the teacher yelled “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??”
So this is what I told him:

I clench my arse (the gas is building up)
I hold my breath (I’m about to fart)
I take one heave (I open my arse)
(FAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTT!!!!!) (this is the sound of a breaking fart!)

Got 3 days detention for farting in class
So I didn’t get off easy but it was fun anyway
I got bored with nothing to do so it was tempting to fart again
And I know I’ll get in more trouble
But I… I just couldn’t give a shit
So I farted EXTREMELY hard
The detention teacher yelled “CRIKEY!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??”
So this is what I told him:

I clench my arse (the gas is building up)
I hold my breath (I’m about to fart)
I take one heave (I open my arse)
(FAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTT!!!!!) (this is the sound of a breaking fart!)

I clench my arse (the gas is building up)
I hold my breath (I’m about to fart)
I take one heave (I open my arse)
(FAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTT!!!!!) (this is the sound of a breaking fart!)

(This is the sound of a breaking fart!!!)