scary fairy elf: hey bitchface

MadManWithAnAxe: why so cruel?

scary fairy elf: becauase men with small dicksaren’t really men as they claim to be

MadManWithAnAxe: ummm….ok

MadManWithAnAxe: was that an insult?

scary fairy elf: yes basterd

scary fairy elf: you fucked your father thTS JUST WRONG!

MadManWithAnAxe: oh…try a little harder next time and i might possibly take offense to one of your stupid ass remarks

scary fairy elf: YOU FUCK COWS THEY GO MOO, MOO THEY GO FUCK YOU DO

MadManWithAnAxe: hahahaha, that was by far the stupidest thing i’ve heard all day

MadManWithAnAxe: you should try and make a living out of being so stupid

MadManWithAnAxe: you could make a lot of money, you know

scary fairy elf: ya, whats it to you?

MadManWithAnAxe: i was just trying to help, seeing as you’ll most likely end up giving blowjobs for crack

MadManWithAnAxe: and because being a complete moron seems to come natural to you