Parody of “Breakdown” by Jack Johnson.

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Anyways here’s the parody:

I hope my post van breaks down
Then I could take a vacation
And, go down to Bognor beach
And relax in the hot sun
(Postman Pat theme song playing)
But all the people in the town
Are waiting for their letters and parcels
I just drive through town
Deliver letters and parcels
From the back of my red van
The work load is getting too much now
So for now I

I wish this
Post van will breakdown
Oh please just
Let my van breakdown

Well I work twelve hour shifts
I get really bloody tired
So I wish this post van breaks down
Because it’s gonna get me a ticket out town
(Postman Pat theme song playing)
But all the people in the town
Want their letters and parcels now
If I don’t get them all out
I will get the sack
And without a pay check
Will be broke as a bum
So I

I wish this
Post van will breakdown
Oh please just
Let my van breakdown

I wish this
Post van will breakdown
Oh please just
Let my van breakdown

I want a vacation
But gotta work now
Please van break on down

(Postman Pat theme song playing)
But I am postman Pat
With my black’n’white cat
Must be a happy man
But have a frowny face
I’m sick of my job
Working twelve hour shifts
All day every day
Need to get away
I can’t stop wishing
To be in Bognor
On the beach in the sun
And the chicks, and the sea
I keep on working
Put that thought on hold
But thought’s too strong
And it’s driving me mad

I wish this
Post van will breakdown
Oh please just
Let my van breakdown
I wish this
Post van will breakdown
Oh please just
Let my van breakdown
I want a vacation
But have to work now