Toaster Strudel, put it in a toaster

Pop some popcorn, put it in a fahkin microwave

Cook some meat, put it on a motha fuckin barbecue!

Chorus:

Appliances

Appliances

Nothing like you haven’t already seen!

Appliances

Appliances

Nothing like you haven’t already seen!

Toss a blender in the street

Cause it cut off your feet

Then you

Can sue

The motha fucka that made the frickin thing!

Chorus x3

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