Parody of “Wendy Clear,” by Blink-182

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I watch TV with my eyes closed

Is there something on that I should watch?

Sounds like Oprah

There must be a hemaphrodite stripping

I think I won’t watch

 

I watch TV with my eyes closed

 

Is there something on that I should watch?

I doubt it, must be Regis and Kathy Lee

They’re probably jumping all over the place

or maybe on Kathy Lee’s head

I think I won’t watch

 

Oprah, Regis and Kathy Lee, Smurfs, and Care Bears

Alvin and the Chipmunks

A stupid movie about a dog, trying to find his ass

No wonder, they all suck

They must all smoke pot

I guess I won’t watch

 

I watch with my eyes closed