Written in conjunction with elmoisfurry
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The Middle East is like a pie
Because…
It has an oil filling
It’s crust is sandy
Everyone wants a piece of it
It smells bad
The Middle East is like a word
Because…
one
two
three
The Middle East is like swiss cheese
Because…
It has lots of holes
People like to eat it with crackers
Mmh, the Middle East tastes like sand…cheese…
The Middle East is like a TV set
Because…
People look at it everyday
Lots of porn comes from it
Its really staticy
The Middle East is like an ocean
Because…
Lots of fish are in it
People snorkle in it
It has no water in it
The Middle East is like a salad
Because…
There is lettuce all over
People put ranch dressing on it
People eat it for diets
The Middle East is like an old Ford truck
Because…
It has a crappy engine
Everyone has to pee in it
There is no spell check
The Middle East is like a Nike shoe
Because…
You can pump it up
It has checks all over it
George W. Bush is an idiot
The Middle East is like a box of chocolates
Because…
It melts when its really hot
Its really good with smores
Pie is not retarded
The Middle East is like a chocolate forest
Because…
It has lots of trees
Lots of monkeys live there
Pie is cool
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