hotstuff: jhey
hotstuff: asl
MyLeftTesticle: 18/m/Cali
hotstuff: f-ny
hotstuff: 13
MyLeftTesticle: Okay.
hotstuff: ya
hotstuff: so do u mo a kid named mike
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah.
hotstuff: whats his last name
MyLeftTesticle: I know lots of people named Mike.
hotstuff: do u no a kid named mike mcfee or somwthing like that
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah.
hotstuff: oh wait i think it is mike mcduffee
hotstuff: do u really
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah. I think he was in my high school last year.
hotstuff: ok then what does he look like
MyLeftTesticle: It’s been a while since I’ve seen him, though. We didn’t know each other all that well.
hotstuff: oh ok
hotstuff: well what is yur name when he gets on i will ask him if he no’s u
MyLeftTesticle: My name is Fred.
hotstuff: fred?
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah.
MyLeftTesticle: Or Frederick. Either one.
hotstuff: fred what
MyLeftTesticle: Fred Pine.
hotstuff: for real
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah. I used to get made fun of at school a lot because of my last name.
hotstuff: ok
hotstuff: ok
hotstuff: soi what do u wanna talk about fred
MyLeftTesticle: Do you like cheese?
hotstuff: no
hotstuff: do u ?
MyLeftTesticle: Why not? Cheese is very tasty. It comes in a variety of flavors and what not. Cheese is the best thing that ever happened to food.
hotstuff: ya umm i am sure
MyLeftTesticle: You don’t know what you’re missing, then.
hotstuff: ya i do it aint like i have never eaten cheese before
MyLeftTesticle: No, I mean eat it as a hobby.
hotstuff: eat what as a hobbie
hotstuff: lol i am j/k
MyLeftTesticle: Heh.
hotstuff: what
MyLeftTesticle: That was funny.
hotstuff: ya but did u even get it
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah, I got it.
MyLeftTesticle: Did you?
hotstuff: ya i did
MyLeftTesticle: Okay.
hotstuff: so what are u doing
MyLeftTesticle: I’m watching Oprah.
hotstuff: kool
MyLeftTesticle: Yeah, I wish I could be on the Oprah show.
hotstuff: for what u dont have anything specail about u do u
MyLeftTesticle: I could tell people about my tragic story that happened two and a half years ago.
hotstuff: what was that
MyLeftTesticle: It was a fishing accident. We were all on this fishing boat when suddenly, from out of no where, a giant squid capsized the ship and killed my father. The whole crew died and I was the only survivor. But then I was stranded on a deserted island for a few weeks and I had to live out there. It was pretty traumatizing.
hotstuff: dude the same thing happened to me
MyLeftTesticle: Don’t mock me. I still have nightmares about all that.
hotstuff: i am serios my ship was called the s.s.u wish
MyLeftTesticle: …Look, if you’re going to mock me then I don’t think we should continue this conversation.
hotstuff: ok ok i was just having a lil fun jesus dont be so up tight
MyLeftTesticle: Like I said, it was very traumatizing. I can’t help but get all uptight about it.
hotstuff: ya but hwo do u expect me to believe that a giant squid killed everybody
hotstuff: except for u
MyLeftTesticle: No, the giant squid didn’t kill them–at least, I don’t think so. They probably died out at sea. Their bodies were never found again.
hotstuff: oh
hotstuff: umm well what sea was this
MyLeftTesticle: I’m sorry, what was that last part?
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–At about this time I was frantically trying to think up of a sea. I asked Dave but he said “Pacific.” -.-;; That’s not a sea. She obviously knew that I was bullshittin’ her, but I don’t care. Stupid bitches shouldn’t IM me!