I hate you

You hate me

Barney gave you H.I.V.

So I kicked him in the balls

And you shot him in the head

Now that purple bastards dead

(I hate him so much)

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Another version of this song:

I hate you

You hate me

Barney gave me HIV

So I kicked him in the balls

And I punched him in the head

Now that purple bastards dead!