Jared | www.subway.com | 16/Jul/2002:15:17:16 |
Hi, I’m Jared, the guy who lost all the fat on the Subway Diet. Just to let you know, when I eat a subway sandwich, I dream it’s a huge dick going into my mouth. It really turns me on. Thats why I masterbate after every commercial, how’d you think I lost so much weight? I did a lot of excersise with my right hand and it took about a month to put off 200 pounds. Of course I had a lot of hand cramps, but it was all worth it. Thats the truth behind the Subway diet. Jared |