(Chorus of annoying little kids are in italics)

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I Gotta –
Gotta what?
I Gotta –
Gotta what?

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(long and heavy guitar solo)
(whispering repeatedly as the solo goes on) Gotta poo Gotta poo Gotta poo Gotta poooo

Here we go!
Splash!
Here’s another one!
Ba-doop!
Here we go here we go go go go gooo!
Sploosh splash splash splooosh!

(the guitar makes farting noises instead of notes now)

Poop! Gotta gotta –
Poop!
Gotta Gotta –
Poop!
Stupid Kids!
(the kids start crying)

blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah!!!!