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Sunday, May 19th, 2013 Posted in Dave's Kingdom, Dreams, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »
I wrote this in 2002. - I remember in a dream I had, that I was stuck somewhere listening to some guy who was talking about chips, and something about “maximum dipping ... Read more..Saturday, May 18th, 2013 Posted in Dave's Kingdom, Dreams, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »
I wrote this in 2002. - I had a dream that I was the best pitcher on a baseball team, but I knew I wasn’t any good. So this big championship game or ... Read more..Saturday, May 18th, 2013 Posted in Dreams, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »
I wrote this in 2002. - I had a dream that I was out in the desert or something. The sand was red and there weren’t any trees, but big rocks every ... Read more..Saturday, May 18th, 2013 Posted in People, Screwed Up Chronicles | 1 Comment »
stimpyismyname had 3 pennies. He told me that if I guessed which they’d all land on, I could keep the pennies. If it didn’t land on what I guessed, I had to ... Read more..Saturday, May 18th, 2013 Posted in Chat Logs, CrazE-mails | No Comments »
Back in the year 2000, I was hosting Squackle at Angelfire, which was/is a free web host. I got this e-mail and decided to have fun with them. - >>>From: "Angelfire Staff" ... Read more..Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »
"The moving ocean of people and lights gave the affect of a rustling army of darkness combating the unforeseen holy forces of light, because they’re in the light and this ... Read more..Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »
"The last time I was incognito was when I had played Heads Up Seven Up in 4th grade. I said I didn’t chose someone that guessed me when I actually ... Read more..Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »
"An example of irony was the time when I was making a joke about the punctuational use of a period, but was taken as a joke about women." - davepoobond Read more..Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »
"My friends appeared gauche in my presence by talking in slang, and not keeping the right grammatical structures we learn so well in Miss Horny’s class." - davepoobond Read more..Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »
"The last epiphany I had was when I finally realized I had armpit hair in 8th grade. I had not noticed it beforehand." - davepoobond Read more..Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »
"To have orthography, you have to build up an actual care for having all of your words spelled write, and use sensefully in a grammatical stand point." - davepoobond Read more..Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »
"I will not have a quotidian life because I will want to make myself have a different experience every day, as I do not wish to have a boring life." - ... Read more..Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »
"Miss Horny is on a power trip, so she used Johnny as an example for her expression of power, by threatening to suspend him for three days in front of ... Read more..Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »
"I had insulted someone to the point they started crying, so I had to say I was sorry, and everything was ok." - davepoobond Read more..Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »
"One day I was walking home from school, when all of a sudden somebody came over to me. He took my glasses and stomped on them. He took my clothes ... Read more..