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Dream #23037: The Chip Dream

Sunday, May 19th, 2013 Posted in Dave's Kingdom, Dreams, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »

I wrote this in 2002. - I remember in a dream I had, that I was stuck somewhere listening to some guy who was talking about chips, and something about “maximum dipping ... Read more..

Dream #23036: The Baseball Dream

Saturday, May 18th, 2013 Posted in Dave's Kingdom, Dreams, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »

I wrote this in 2002. - I had a dream that I was the best pitcher on a baseball team, but I knew I wasn’t any good. So this big championship game or ... Read more..

Dream #23034: The Moon Blew Up

Saturday, May 18th, 2013 Posted in Dreams, Screwed Up Chronicles | No Comments »

I wrote this in 2002. - I had a dream that I was out in the desert or something. The sand was red and there weren’t any trees, but big rocks every ... Read more..

3 Pennies

Saturday, May 18th, 2013 Posted in People, Screwed Up Chronicles | 1 Comment »

stimpyismyname had 3 pennies. He told me that if I guessed which they’d all land on, I could keep the pennies. If it didn’t land on what I guessed, I had to ... Read more..

CrazE-mail #23031

Saturday, May 18th, 2013 Posted in Chat Logs, CrazE-mails | No Comments »

Back in the year 2000, I was hosting Squackle at Angelfire, which was/is a free web host.  I got this e-mail and decided to have fun with them. - >>>From: "Angelfire Staff" ... Read more..

Quote #23026

Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

"The moving ocean of people and lights gave the affect of a rustling army of darkness combating the unforeseen holy forces of light, because they’re in the light and this ... Read more..

Quote #23025

Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

"The last time I was incognito was when I had played Heads Up Seven Up in 4th grade.  I said I didn’t chose someone that guessed me when I actually ... Read more..

Quote #23024

Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

"An example of irony was the time when I was making a joke about the punctuational use of a period, but was taken as a joke about women." - davepoobond Read more..

Quote #23023

Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

"My friends appeared gauche in my presence by talking in slang, and not keeping the right grammatical structures we learn so well in Miss Horny’s class." - davepoobond Read more..

Quote #23022

Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

"The last epiphany I had was when I finally realized I had armpit hair in 8th grade.  I had not noticed it beforehand." - davepoobond Read more..

Quote #23021

Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

"To have orthography, you have to build up an actual care for having all of your words spelled write, and use sensefully in a grammatical stand point." - davepoobond Read more..

Quote #23020

Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

"I will not have a quotidian life because I will want to make myself have a different experience every day, as I do not wish to have a boring life." - ... Read more..

Quote #23019

Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

"Miss Horny is on a power trip, so she used Johnny as an example for her expression of power, by threatening to suspend him for three days in front of ... Read more..

Quote #23018

Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

"I had insulted someone to the point they started crying, so I had to say I was sorry, and everything was ok." - davepoobond Read more..

Quote #23017

Thursday, May 9th, 2013 Posted in Quotes | No Comments »

"One day I was walking home from school, when all of a sudden somebody came over to me.  He took my glasses and stomped on them.  He took my clothes ... Read more..


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