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Description: Total Stud gets a lot of tail, human or not

Tags: Total Stud

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Description: The defender of ketchup (or catsup), appears when ketchup (or catsup) is in need of help

Tags: ketchup, Tomato Face

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Description: Smuggle the bear is the Snuggle laundry detergent bear’s disowned brother. He smokes weed all the time, and will stop at nothing to kill his brother.

Tags: Smuggle, weed

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Description: Appears to be good and friendly and junk, but everything he does, he does it so he can get a child on his lap.

Featured In: Raggert: Santa

Tags: Santa Claus, The DPB Tag

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Description: A scientific experiment went wrong, the peepee monster will eat you. Ooh, scary!

Tags: Pee Pee Funhouse, Pee Pee Monster, piss

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Description: His name is evil.

Tags: My Name Is Evil

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Description: Mr. C Fat Nuts is based on a real life computer teacher. He eats like a bear, and constantly gains weight for hibernation at night (or something like that).

(The Real Life Person) Featured In: What Mr. C Fat Nuts Eats For Lunch and Such

Tags: bear, Mr. C Fat Nuts, testicles

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Description: The mysterious Lockness Monster in Scotland. No one knows what the hell it is.

Tags: Lockness Monster, Scotland

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Description: wanted for being a cheesy assed clown, and looking like craig david in a blender

Tags: Miss Lionel Richie

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Description: This guy, calls himself K, k for kriminal???!!! no? oh, well he has a stupid beard anyway, so hes wanted dead or alive, or CLEAN SHAVEN. sickening.

Tags: beard, Kman

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Description: He’s a hulk of a man.

Tags: Hulk Man

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Name: Hillman the Marvelous (ruler of the land and sea)

Occupation: geography/sociology teacher

Super Powers: first class super hero

Sayings: “Today i shall save over 500 damsels in distress, but i’m no hero. i’m just modest.”

By day: teacher

By night: fights crime, robs from the rich – gives to the poor, rescues the innocent from peril blah blah blah

Distinctive features: cape, flying ability, drives in the Marvelous Mobile

Why do we love him so?: he is a crusader for whats good and true

Tags: crime, Hillman The Marvelous, sociology, super power, teacher

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Description: He just hates Ben Affleck.

Featured In: Squackle! Comics: Die Ben Affleck!

Tags: Ben Affleck, Guy That Hates Ben Affleck, The DPB Tag

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Description: The orange glop commands all and gets all!

Tags: Glop

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Description: The Fantomaster spends most of his time raing buddies on AIM Rate-a-Buddy.  He wastes time at the gym, and its questionable whether he actually has a job.  He lives in an apartment his parents pay for.

Tags: apartment, Fantomaster, gym, job, parents

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