Did you know that almost 10 minutes after she died, Princess Diana was on the radio? And the dashboard, the windscreen, the steering wheel, the headrest…
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Joke #9091
Bill Gates was disappointed to hear how Princess Diana died…
Her crashes affect more people than his.
Joke #9090
Q: What’s the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?
A: Casper can go through walls, Diana can’t
Joke #9089
Q: Why did Henry Paul swerve into the pillar?
A: He wanted to see if a Mercedes Bends….
Joke #9087
Q: What do you give the princess who has everything?
A: A seatbelt and an airbag.
Joke #9086
Q: What was the last thing that Princess Di said to Dodi?
A: Don’t you think were taking this thing a little too fast?
Joke #9085
Q: What’s the difference between Princess Di and Tiger Woods?
A: He’s got a better driver.
Joke #9084
Q: How did they know that Princess Diana’s driver had dandruff?
A: They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
Joke #9083
Q: What does Princess Di turn into at midnight?
A: The wall.
Joke #9082
Q: Why did the tunnel in Paris get so red?
A: Because they got Di all over it.
Joke #9047
Q: Why did Elton John sing at Diana’s funeral?
A: Because he’s the only Queen, who gives a fuck?
Joke #8964
Q: What’s the difference between Hugh Grant and Princess Diana?
A: They both get screwed in cars.
Joke #8963
Q: Why did the French Police confiscate Paparazzi pictures taken at the crash scene of Princess Diana?
A: They were too cheap to buy a copy of the Enquirer for themselves.
Joke #8962
Q: Why did some people call Princess Diana’s fatal car crash a miracle?
A: Because a full-sized Mercedes Sedan went into the tunnel…and a sub-compact convertible came out.
Joke #8961
Q: What was Princess Diana’s final hairstyle?
A: A French twist.