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Joke #21316

Posted on April 30, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Did you know that almost 10 minutes after she died, Princess Diana was on the radio?  And the dashboard, the windscreen, the steering wheel, the headrest…

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Joke #9091

Posted on November 22, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Bill Gates was disappointed to hear how Princess Diana died…

Her crashes affect more people than his.

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Joke #9090

Posted on November 22, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What’s the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

A: Casper can go through walls, Diana can’t

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Joke #9089

Posted on November 22, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did Henry Paul swerve into the pillar?

A: He wanted to see if a Mercedes Bends….

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Joke #9087

Posted on November 22, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What do you give the princess who has everything?

A: A seatbelt and an airbag.

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Joke #9086

Posted on November 22, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What was the last thing that Princess Di said to Dodi?

A: Don’t you think were taking this thing a little too fast?

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Joke #9085

Posted on November 22, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What’s the difference between Princess Di and Tiger Woods?

A: He’s got a better driver.

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Joke #9084

Posted on November 22, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: How did they know that Princess Diana’s driver had dandruff?

A: They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

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Joke #9083

Posted on November 22, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What does Princess Di turn into at midnight?

A: The wall.

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Joke #9082

Posted on November 22, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did the tunnel in Paris get so red?

A: Because they got Di all over it.

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Joke #9047

Posted on November 12, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did Elton John sing at Diana’s funeral?

A: Because he’s the only Queen, who gives a fuck?

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Joke #8964

Posted on October 25, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What’s the difference between Hugh Grant and Princess Diana?

A: They both get screwed in cars.

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Joke #8963

Posted on October 25, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did the French Police confiscate Paparazzi pictures taken at the crash scene of Princess Diana?

A: They were too cheap to buy a copy of the Enquirer for themselves.

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Joke #8962

Posted on October 25, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: Why did some people call Princess Diana’s fatal car crash a miracle?

A: Because a full-sized Mercedes Sedan went into the tunnel…and a sub-compact convertible came out.

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Joke #8961

Posted on October 25, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What was Princess Diana’s final hairstyle?

A: A French twist.

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