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Joke #21422

Posted on May 12, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: How do you stop a goth from drowning?

A: Take your foot off their head.

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Tags: goth, head, water

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Joke #21366

Posted on May 10, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What do you get if you cross a goth and a toilet?

A: The cisterns of mercy.

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Joke #21365

Posted on May 10, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: How does a perky goth paint his ceiling black?

A: He dyes his hair and starts bouncing.

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Tags: black, goth, hair, paint

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Joke #21364

Posted on May 10, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What happens if you don’t pay the exorcist?

A: You get repossessed.

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Tags: demon, money, priest

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Joke #21363

Posted on May 10, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What’s black and knocks on the window?

A: A goth in a microwave.

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Tags: black, goth, microwave

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Joke #21362

Posted on May 10, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What’s black and sits in the corner?

A: A dead baby goth.

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Tags: black, goth

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Joke #21361

Posted on May 10, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: Why did the goth cross the road?

A: It didn’t, it was dead.

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Joke #21360

Posted on May 10, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: How many goths does it take to make cheesecake?

A: None, there are no goths in cheesecake.

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Joke #21359

Posted on May 10, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: How many frat boys does it take to wallpaper a room?

A: That depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Joke #21358

Posted on May 10, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: How many “New Kids on the Block” does it take to paint a wall red?

A: Only one if you throw it hard enough.

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Joke #21357

Posted on May 10, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: How many goths does it take to make a hamburger?

A: Who cares, just think of all the fun we could have putting them through the mincer to find out!

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Joke #21356

Posted on May 10, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What do goths buy at the liquor store when they don’t have much cash?

A: Crow-Magnums.

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Tags: condom, goth, money

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Joke #21355

Posted on May 10, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What’s another name for a goth girl?

A: A Crow-ho.

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Joke #21354

Posted on May 10, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What did the vampire say when he looked in the mirror?

A: “So nice not to see you again”

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Joke #21353

Posted on May 10, 2011 by A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: Why is it so hard for goths to get work?

A: Because all they can do is mope the floors are depress the buttons.

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