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Quote #15615

Posted on January 17, 2011 by Nose Leave a comment

“The anteater is licking my ass.”

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Quote #15614

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“Lick my ligum.”

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Quote #15613

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“The kangaroo is spitting acid.”

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Quote #15612

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“You suck large portions of ass.”

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Quote #15611

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“My watch bit me.”

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Quote #15610

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“Cigarettes shrink your weenie. (this is true also. Don’t smoke.)”

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Quote #15609

Posted on January 17, 2011 by Nose Leave a comment

“The ice cream is lazy.”

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Quote #15607

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“My juice is chunky.”

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Quote #15606

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“My ass just inflated.”

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Quote #15605

Posted on January 17, 2011 by Nose Leave a comment

“You stink like big poop”

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Quote #15604

Posted on January 17, 2011 by Nose Leave a comment

“lllllllllllllllllllllllll”””;;;;;;;;”

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Quote #15603

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“We are the yourtth pof america. you cannot tle”

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Quote #15602

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“Give me my ball or I’ll take your balls and throw them against the wall”

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Quote #15601

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“Let’s go to the zoo and prance with the zebras.”

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Quote #15600

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“Don’t touch me there…..Or there.”

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