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Quote #16320

Posted on January 24, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“Mrs. Dolt, who is the worst teacher in the world, gives us homework in P.E.”

– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #14054

Posted on January 7, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“sometimes its monkey see, monkey do, and I don’t wanna do!”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14053

Posted on January 7, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“are you wearing your own shorts?”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14052

Posted on January 7, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“if you were really lifting, then your feet would be under those things!”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14051

Posted on January 7, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“ooh did just what I wanted to do…”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14050

Posted on January 7, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

::talking about how she got dry raped::

“basically someone was getting their jollies off”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14049

Posted on January 7, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“I just love watchin’ people”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14048

Posted on January 7, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“maybe sittin’ on your tush the rest of the time”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14047

Posted on January 7, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“I’m more visual anyway”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14046

Posted on January 7, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“close your mouth and relax”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14045

Posted on January 7, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“there’s a lot of grabbing, and yanking, and pulling…”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14044

Posted on January 7, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“when he came out of the pool, his whole backside showed”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14041

Posted on January 7, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“this is a student taping this”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14040

Posted on January 7, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“or do you still play down?”

– Mrs. Dolt

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Quote #14039

Posted on January 7, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“it was pretty obvious from where we were seated”

– Mrs. Dolt

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