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Quote #15582

Posted on January 17, 2011 by stimpyismyname Leave a comment

::making fun of davepoobond who was in Mr. Shaft-Man’s class during the time::

“i’m at home online and you’re at summer school doing math problems!!”

– stimpyismyname

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Quote #14589

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“a plane can’t fly at negative miles per hour”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14588

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“would I lie to you ever?”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14587

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“dumb little dimple things”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14586

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“don’t do it dumbly”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14585

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“blindly bubble”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14584

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“I know, the 5 letter dirty word. You have to think”

::other people in the class say “think” with him::

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14583

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“you guys like playing what if, so I’m gonna play what if with you”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14582

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“that’s the smallest it can be can it be bigger?”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14581

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“zero x value is zero”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14580

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“this is going to be a negative number, there’s no way around it”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14579

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“the answer is nnno!”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14578

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

::waits for 10 seconds looking around and nods his head::

“agreed?”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14577

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“we get it so it is equal to zero”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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Quote #14576

Posted on January 10, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“we radical both sides of the equation”

– Mr. Shaft-Man

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