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Quote #21114

Posted on April 5, 2011 by davepoobond Leave a comment

Jessica: “is it Mrs. or miss?”

Miss Canoffat: “Miss.”

::the class chuckles::

– from davepoobond’s high school

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Quote #13398

Posted on December 24, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“oh, you’re gonna be one of the 25-year-olds at our school”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13397

Posted on December 24, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“Studying on a regular basis is conducive to good grades”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13396

Posted on December 24, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“Insulting my mother was an affront to my pride, as Joe soon found out!”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13395

Posted on December 24, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“Because of his credulity, it was very easy to play tricks on him”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13394

Posted on December 24, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“The destitute woman lived on the streets, and slept in a box”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13393

Posted on December 24, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“The caustic chemicals ate right through the counter top”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13392

Posted on December 24, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“you can always tell when it is raining–the little squeegies!”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13391

Posted on December 24, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“ok keep goin kid”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13390

Posted on December 24, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“harsh? no….”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13389

Posted on December 24, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“the computer-something in the sky deciding when to add more students”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13388

Posted on December 24, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“take off the backpack and stay awhile”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13387

Posted on December 24, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“we’ve now dealt with the bathrooms…”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13386

Posted on December 24, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“SMILE Like as”

– Miss Canoffat

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Quote #13385

Posted on December 24, 2010 by davepoobond Leave a comment

“uhhh children! Behaving badly!”

– Miss Canoffat

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