#7888: Lumpy -> davepoobond: The PS3 Theory

The PS3 Theory was a discussion through IM between Lumpy and davepoobond.


Lumpy: hey… about PS3… there is something about it in my PSM

davepoobond: what does it say about it

Lumpy: 1000 times more powerful than PS2

davepoobond: wat tgeadkjf

davepoobond: is that all?

Lumpy: it didn’t go into much detail but PS6 or PS7 might have biotechnology

davepoobond: oh man that’ll be cool

Lumpy: yup

davepoobond: it could be like in that movie eXistenZ

davepoobond: have you seen it?

Lumpy: no.. all they have is a pic of a chip

davepoobond: i was talking about the movie

Lumpy: oh… didn’t see that other part

Lumpy: and no

davepoobond: o. its worth watching. its cool

davepoobond: they have this thing called a pod that makes you go into games

Lumpy: sounds like Reboot

davepoobond: no from real life. you plug it into your body a place called a bioport

Lumpy: ah

davepoobond: and you’re actually in the game. you feel and taste and smell and junk, and it hooks up to your spine

Lumpy: whoa

davepoobond: but that was actually inside a game in the movie

Lumpy: I figured

davepoobond: a game inside a game, meaning

davepoobond: it like that

davepoobond: the “actual” game system hooked up to your head i guess, and there was a pad on your hand, and it was in groups, where different people took different parts in the game

Lumpy: interesting

davepoobond: and everyone played the same game

davepoobond: you should rent it

Lumpy: haven’t had much time to rent things

davepoobond: is that all it says about the next ps systems?

Lumpy: yeah

Lumpy: still very much in development and won’t come out for a few years

davepoobond: 2005 i heard

davepoobond: on a forum board

davepoobond: but they’ll pry push it back

Lumpy: to get it right I hope

davepoobond: i think that it’ll be 400 bucks

davepoobond: ps6 and 7 will pry be 1k and more

Lumpy: we will see

davepoobond: wtf is 8 and 9 gonna be. i guess i know what 9 is gonna be like. that’d be funny if 8 attached to your brain by snorting it, and you can play a game at any time, by eating it

Lumpy: maybe

davepoobond: and regular foods had crappy games, and you could keep storing games

davepoobond: “mmh, potato ::eats:: ah man, not another space invaders game. this is a hundred years old”

Lumpy: lol

davepoobond: and if you eat something with food poisoning, you lose games

Lumpy: settle down

davepoobond: “::eats a mushroom:: omg! my final fantasy 23 got deleted! that’s a 600 dollar snort! NOOOOOOOOOOO!”

davepoobond: and you could make your own games, and when you were done with them, you could blow it out of your nose

Lumpy: or out of your ass

davepoobond: that’d be from developers

davepoobond: they’d feed crap to millions of people, and when they crapped it out, they’d sell it off

davepoobond: or have automatic crappers

davepoobond: because by then, who needs to actually crap when you can have something else crap FOR you

davepoobond: this is the future, COMON

Lumpy: future not here yet

davepoobond: well i’m talking about wat it’d be like

Lumpy: I doubt it will be like that

davepoobond: they’ll be so lazy they dont even have to go to the bathroom, they have something else go for them

davepoobond: yepppp


#6385: davepoobond -> Lumpy

davepoobond: i cant wait till elian gonzalez grows up

davepoobond: cuz then he’ll pry be an actor

davepoobond: or something

Lumpy: o.O

davepoobond: starring Elian Gonzalez. “The Life of Elian Gonzalez”

davepoobond: like one of those biographical films

davepoobond: like The Hurricane

Lumpy: lol

davepoobond: Janet Reno would be like the antagonist

davepoobond: and its all controversy

davepoobond: and they show like a real side to elian

Lumpy: lol

davepoobond: and he’s like sitting on the side of the pool with his legs in the water

davepoobond: playing with a toy

davepoobond: and he doesnt say anything cuz he only knows spanish

davepoobond: oh yeah in the beginning his ship sinks or something and then he swims to the shore. and its all dramatic. like in cast away or something

davepoobond: and his only friends are the media

davepoobond: that give him lollipops and stuff

Lumpy: ::shakes his head::

davepoobond: and then his “vacation” ends when his daddy comes back

davepoobond: and no one knows that he doesnt like him cuz he speaks in a slurred obsolete mayan version of spanish that isnt actually spanish

davepoobond: and they try to get him back with his father

davepoobond: but they dont let him

davepoobond: and then a masked guy with a gun comes and gets him in the closet, because one of his media guy friends put him in there

davepoobond: and the media guy gets a picture of it

Lumpy: let it go

davepoobond: ok i’m sorry


#6177: davepoobond -> Lumpy

davepoobond: do anything illegal lately?

Lumpy: I stole a car set it on fire and sold illegal drugs….. you?

davepoobond: i drove a car into the Mississippi, watching it flow away

davepoobond: stole a bum’s grapes

davepoobond: and shot people with a shotgun full of grapes

davepoobond: and made a guy on a bike slam into a pole

Lumpy: cool

Lumpy: I wne to scoutland and opened a beer in front of a cow

Lumpy: went*

Lumpy: which is illegal over there

davepoobond: i milked a cow, then i shot it

davepoobond: and i ran naked through the fields

Lumpy: I run naked through rush hour

davepoobond: i poop on cars, while the people are still in them

Lumpy: cool


#6172: davepoobond -> Lumpy

davepoobond: hello. i’m michelle branch. i believe you’ve heard my ultra rad single “everywhere” on MTV

Lumpy: lol

davepoobond: i take it that you’ve heard of me

Lumpy: actually no

davepoobond: i play the guitar, but i am actually sooooooooo good i dont have to look while i’m playing

Lumpy: ah

Lumpy: yes

davepoobond: and i look behind me when i’m playing with my band, which is almost never

Lumpy: get the point

davepoobond: ok