#8520: Lord Of Evil Toast -> inuyasha01234567890

Lord of Evil Toast: Hows it goin?

inuyasha01234567890: lol do i now u

Lord of Evil Toast: U thereDuh yeah

inuyasha01234567890: o ok

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Lord of Evil Toast: Damn….. I just swallowed a penny!

inuyasha01234567890: lol nice umm how do i now u

Lord of Evil Toast: Guess who I am.

inuyasha01234567890: umm idk

Lord of Evil Toast: Come on, think.

inuyasha01234567890: lol really don’t now

inuyasha01234567890: tell me

Lord of Evil Toast: It’s me!

Lord of Evil Toast: Bob bobison roberts.

inuyasha01234567890: oooooooo

Lord of Evil Toast: This one time I farted.

inuyasha01234567890: huh

inuyasha01234567890: lol

Lord of Evil Toast: Did u ever fart?

Lord of Evil Toast: It’s fun

Lord of Evil Toast: U still there?

inuyasha01234567890: yea i here

inuyasha01234567890: wait my mind fuzz right now what u lok like

inuyasha01234567890: tell me

inuyasha01234567890: tell me

Lord of Evil Toast: I look like a clown who lost my chicken. You are not a squirrel are u?

inuyasha01234567890: no not that i now of

inuyasha01234567890: tell the truth

inuyasha01234567890: i am really having trbole thinking right now

Lord of Evil Toast: Come on Mari you don’t know who this is?

inuyasha01234567890: my cuz or some one else

Lord of Evil Toast: I am a silly clown! beep beep!

inuyasha01234567890: what

inuyasha01234567890: omg ur confusing me more

Lord of Evil Toast: I r silly Clown, ya know.

Lord of Evil Toast: Dude do you have a bannana?

inuyasha01234567890: idk

inuyasha01234567890: god i am confused

Lord of Evil Toast: You are confused……. I am drunk.

inuyasha01234567890: who is thisb

inuyasha01234567890: plz tell me

inuyasha01234567890: i am every out of it

Lord of Evil Toast: Y are u drunk 2?

Lord of Evil Toast: I like drinkin gas.

inuyasha01234567890: is this my cuz krack head bob or soem one else

inuyasha01234567890: just tell me

Lord of Evil Toast: No, but it’s more funny if you don’t know.

inuyasha01234567890: GOT DAMN IT FUCKEN TELL ME

Lord of Evil Toast: I can’t benleve u havn’t figured out who I am.

Lord of Evil Toast: I figured u knew me better than that…….. I have feelings 2 dammit!

inuyasha01234567890: i am out of it ok srry

inuyasha01234567890: now plz tell me before i snap

Lord of Evil Toast: So how u doin?

inuyasha01234567890: i am fine i am ready to snap thjough

Lord of Evil Toast: Mrs. Daft is a bitch yo!

inuyasha01234567890: ok

inuyasha01234567890: that narrow it down soem

inuyasha01234567890: u in my 7th hour class

Lord of Evil Toast: So is mrs. Earli.

Lord of Evil Toast: Early*

Lord of Evil Toast: I could be.

Lord of Evil Toast: Man I got gass.

inuyasha01234567890: do u now jorri

Lord of Evil Toast: I know Elmo.

inuyasha01234567890: kol

inuyasha01234567890: add jorri lilmissjor0303

Lord of Evil Toast: k

Lord of Evil Toast: not now though

inuyasha01234567890: k

inuyasha01234567890: u haveing fun totering me

Lord of Evil Toast: Yes mam I am

inuyasha01234567890: u meany

Lord of Evil Toast: my butt is chafing.

inuyasha01234567890: kool

inuyasha01234567890: lol

Lord of Evil Toast: Don’t ya hate that? nothing worse than a dry itchy bum bum.

inuyasha01234567890: lol’

inuyasha01234567890: grrr waht class do i have with u

inuyasha01234567890: and how did u get my yahoo name

Lord of Evil Toast: I knew your yahoo name duh.

Lord of Evil Toast: I got it out of a phone book

inuyasha01234567890: yea right

inuyasha01234567890: waht class do i have with u

inuyasha01234567890: tell me this how many class

Lord of Evil Toast: Study hall and p.e.

Lord of Evil Toast: I know what you did last summer. lol

inuyasha01234567890: yea sure

Lord of Evil Toast: This one time, I ate 2 much skunk burgers I peuked! True story!

inuyasha01234567890: what grade u in

Lord of Evil Toast: Senior

inuyasha01234567890: u ait jeff cause u aint in my pe

Lord of Evil Toast: Duh.

inuyasha01234567890: then u aint in mrs daft casue there only 1 senior inthere

inuyasha01234567890: what p.e u in

inuyasha01234567890: jock or early

Lord of Evil Toast: Early. I like teletubbies!

Lord of Evil Toast: Well I gtg. But before I go, I have to tell you something.

inuyasha01234567890: what

Lord of Evil Toast: It’s kinda personal…… But ummmmm.

inuyasha01234567890: jsut fucken tell me and who THAT FUCK R U

inuyasha01234567890: the

inuyasha01234567890: *

inuyasha01234567890: FUCKEN TELL ME WHO THE FUCK U R

Lord of Evil Toast: Well here it is, kinda embarresing but…… YOU HAVE BEEN PRANK IMED BY MIDIAN. A friend helped me set you up. this will be added to the

 

#8519: Lord Of Evil Toast -> hellcells

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hi.

hellcells: howdy

Lord Of Evil Toast: Whats up?

hellcells: not a damn thing just listening to some musak

Lord Of Evil Toast: I am making robot girlfriend.

hellcells: nice picture, a robot gf? y? get a real 1

Lord Of Evil Toast: Nope, real ones sleep around, and take half of your possesions.

hellcells: lmao, i hear ya on dat

Lord Of Evil Toast: What is more important personality or the boob size?

hellcells: dats a good question

hellcells: 4 me it depends, how tall is her?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Shit brb I gotta grab a capaciter for her interface system.

hellcells: lmao

Lord Of Evil Toast: Man this is hell, I am using latex prosthetics for the body.

Lord Of Evil Toast: But the tits are mis shaped.

hellcells: fix em, the tits have to b rite

Lord Of Evil Toast: And I don’t know if her ass hole is gonna be jiz resistant.

hellcells: lmao

hellcells: ur fucking funny

Lord Of Evil Toast: Very important, you don’t wanna be pumpin her ass and have the interior prosthetics rip, or she will end up loose.

Lord Of Evil Toast: And we can’t have that.

hellcells: yeap, no1 likes a loose hole

Lord Of Evil Toast: Exactly.

hellcells: lmao

Lord Of Evil Toast: I am gonna call her Donna 3.0, her bot system is already programed to say fuck me, harder a few moans and yeah give it to me.

hellcells: lmao, how about more big daddy can u make her say dat?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Yeah, I can make her say anything, it just takes time.

hellcells: nice

hellcells: i wanna make a gf now

hellcells: lmao

Lord Of Evil Toast: I have funding, it already costed my sponsors like $50.000 and some odd change.

hellcells: oh yeah?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Yep, and I am not even close to done.

hellcells: so ur making a real robot?

hellcells: i thought u met like online or something

Lord Of Evil Toast: Yep, I even get to test her (alot)!

hellcells: damn, dats sad

Lord Of Evil Toast: She feels pretty real, when I am done she will even have a self lubricating system, she will actually get wet.

hellcells: no way!

Lord Of Evil Toast: Yep, you will prolly have to fill her like once a month.

hellcells: full her? with?

Lord Of Evil Toast: some kinda lube.

Lord Of Evil Toast: I am gonna test her with ky jelly.

Lord Of Evil Toast: When I get to that point.

hellcells: heating ky jelly or reg?

hellcells: =))

Lord Of Evil Toast: What ever the user wants.

hellcells: oh i c

Lord Of Evil Toast: Well, I gotta go, gotta get some sleep, Later.

hellcells: peace out

hellcells: lie i bet ur gonna test ur gf

Lord Of Evil Toast: Nope not now.

Lord Of Evil Toast: see ya.

hellcells: sure, peace out

 

#8518: Lord Of Evil Toast -> xwishforwingsxx

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hey whats up?

xwishforwingsxx: Hey

Lord Of Evil Toast: What you up 2?

xwishforwingsxx: Not a whole lot

xwishforwingsxx: You?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Bored.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hey guess what!

xwishforwingsxx: What

Lord Of Evil Toast: I am the lord of evil toast, isn’t that nice?

xwishforwingsxx: lol

xwishforwingsxx: Sure

Lord Of Evil Toast: I sit around in toast hell all day and command my undead toast minions. It’s fun.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Do you like evil toast?

xwishforwingsxx: I can’t tell it apart from regular toast

xwishforwingsxx: So I dunno

Lord Of Evil Toast: Evil toast is way better than regular toast, especially with evil butter, or evil jelly.

xwishforwingsxx: lol, ok

xwishforwingsxx: Well I don’t eat butter

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hey have you ever poopied?

xwishforwingsxx: ..?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Not even evil butter?

xwishforwingsxx: lol, nope

Lord Of Evil Toast: Nope, you never poopied or no you never eat evil butter?

xwishforwingsxx: Never eaten evil butter

Lord Of Evil Toast: So have you ever poopied?

xwishforwingsxx: uh.. sure

Lord Of Evil Toast: It’s fun aint it?

xwishforwingsxx: Not really.

Lord Of Evil Toast: It’s a feeling of accomplishment.

xwishforwingsxx: lol

Lord Of Evil Toast: I gotta do my evil dishes later, sux.

Lord Of Evil Toast: I hate, evil dishes.

Lord Of Evil Toast: You still there?

xwishforwingsxx: Yeah I’m here

Lord Of Evil Toast: You ever been in a potatoe sack race?

xwishforwingsxx: lol, yeah

Lord Of Evil Toast: Awesome aint it? Especially when you eat like 5 hits of acid.

xwishforwingsxx: uh, ok

Lord Of Evil Toast: I need to summon the powers of my evil toast minions, wanna help?

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

xwishforwingsxx: lol, no thanks

Lord Of Evil Toast: Oh, okay, but you are missing out.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hopscotch.

xwishforwingsxx: lol

Lord Of Evil Toast: I gots fly skills in hopscotch.

Lord Of Evil Toast: What kinda face do you make when you poopie?

xwishforwingsxx: …

xwishforwingsxx: Weird question

Lord Of Evil Toast: I bet your poopie face looks like this > X-(

xwishforwingsxx: lol

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hey I got an idea, say the first thing that comes to your head.

Lord Of Evil Toast: duh, type not say.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Come on it’s fun.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Hey did you know that paris hilton is a slut?? general evil toast told me that.

xwishforwingsxx: Yeah I knew that

Lord Of Evil Toast: Didn’t you call me a dingleberry 2 days ago?

xwishforwingsxx: Uhh.. nope?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Yeah, it was when I was on the toilet.

Lord Of Evil Toast: remember.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Toilet huh, funny word.

xwishforwingsxx: I didn’t call you a dignleberry

Lord Of Evil Toast: are you sure?

Lord Of Evil Toast: Can I call you Mom?

xwishforwingsxx: umm

xwishforwingsxx: Sure

Lord Of Evil Toast: You can call me a dingleberry if you wanna Mom.

Lord Of Evil Toast: How old are you?

xwishforwingsxx: 17.

Lord Of Evil Toast: lol, I am older than you Mom.

Lord Of Evil Toast: So do you wanna fly to Paris with me?

xwishforwingsxx: I don’t think so

Lord Of Evil Toast: Why, it will be fun.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Ha, I am not gonna go to Paris anyway.

xwishforwingsxx: lol, ok

Lord Of Evil Toast: Well I gotta go, Give me a kiss goodbye.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Come on 1 kiss for the road.

Lord Of Evil Toast: a virtual kiss.

xwishforwingsxx: lol

Lord Of Evil Toast: Is that a yes?

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

Lord Of Evil Toast: I am virtually too ugly to get a virtual kiss aint I?

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

Lord Of Evil Toast: Do you like midgets?

xwishforwingsxx: Sure

Lord Of Evil Toast: Cool, so how about my virtual goodbye kiss?

Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

Lord Of Evil Toast:

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Lord Of Evil Toast: ??

Lord Of Evil Toast: Awwwwwwww! your not gonna give me a virtual goodbye kiss ru?

xwishforwingsxx: 😛

Lord Of Evil Toast: Quick tell me what color socks are you wearing.

xwishforwingsxx: They’re pink.

Lord Of Evil Toast: Yay, me too, oh wait no I am not.

xwishforwingsxx: lol

Lord Of Evil Toast: Well I love you mommy I gotta go.

xwishforwingsxx: ok

Lord Of Evil Toast: Bye Bye.