Jingle bells!
Monkey-butts smell!
Squirrels don’t lay eggs!
I know stuff and you dont so go the fuck away!
HEY!
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Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21785
Mary is a retarded sponge,
Retarded sponge,
Retarded sponge!
Mary is so retarded,
She doesn’t know she’s a sponge!
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21784
Mary had a short-term memory,
Short-term memory,
Short-term memory!
And although you told her who you are 2 seconds ago,
She already forgot!
Mary Had a Little Lamb Song #21783
Mary had a little squirrel,
Little swirl,
It gonna hurl!
Mary had a little squirrel whose name was Bob the cheese!
Quote #21473
“i’m happy-pappy the otter of squirrels,tofu,and shiny stuff of DOOM!”
– happy the otter
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #20378
London bridge can really talk
Really talk
Really talk
London bridge can really talk
And it says shut up!
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #20377
London bridge is falling up
Falling up
Falling up
London bridge is falling up
Because it can fly!
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #20376
London bridge was built by a
Built by a
Built by a
London bridge was built by a
Mutant ninja turtle!
(had to put that in somewhere!)
Jimmy Cracked Corn But No One Cares
Parody of “Jimmy Crack Corn”
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Jimmy cracked corn but no one cares
No one cares
No one cares
Jimmy cracked corn but no one cares
So why is there a fucking song about it?
A Song That Doesn’t End
This is a song that doesn’t end
Doesn’t end
Doesn’t end
Doesn’t end
Doesn’t end
Doesn’t end
Doesn’t end…
(Keep going until the world ends cuz you suck at singing wich won’t take long cuz you’re you!)
London Bridge Is Falling Down Song #20373
Alligator doesn’t rhyme
Doesn’t rhyme
Doesn’t rhyme
Alligator doesn’t rhyme
With chandelier you dumbass!
Joke #5323
Three blonde dudes were walking through the woods when they got to a river.
Looking for a way to cross it, one dude found a magic lamp then a genie came out of it and said he would grant each dude one wish.
The first dude said “I wanna get accross this river.” So the genie granted him the power to swim and he swam to the other side.
Then the second dude said “I wanna get accross this river without getting my hair wet.” So the genie gave him a raft and he rode the raft to the other side.
Then the third dude said “I wanna get accross this river without getting my hair wet or touching the raft.” Then the genie was getting annoyed, so he turned him into a brunette woman then she simply walked across the bridge that was next to them the whole time.
Joke #5322
Q: What would happen if you asked a blonde how to keep her busy for hours and hours?
A: How would she know? She’s still flippin the paper!
Squackle Guestbook #20643
| Friday 07/02/2004 10:58:19am | |
| Name: | Happy the otter |
| Homepage: | http://not here yet…it will be called a box of tofu and a barrel of monkeyz tho |
| E-Mail: | hyperhyperskwerl@aol.com |
| I like to | dream about spinning ^^ |
| I like Squackle!: | Yes |
| Comments: | WHEEE! I AM A SKWERL-OTTER-TYPE-THING!!! GO MEEEEEEEEEEEE |